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Sam Lockwood | Actor 🇬🇧🇮🇪

Rep: @tildsleyfrance |
#ChiefsKingdom

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Even my villain era has manners and class

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Replacing my car’s airbag with a spring-loaded wakizashi to instantly make amends for the dishonor of a collision

[misto @mistowho]

There's 2 birds throwing stones at me

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[annie @soychotic]

Was wondering why my cat was so fat despite being on healthy diet and it turns out he’s been waiting for me to go to sleep then licking the tip of the olive oil bottle all night . It’s too bad he cannot pray to save his soul and his gluttony will send him to hell

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Pleading insanity in small claims court

[shirt @waivemyfee]

my balls are so big they just found regular plastics

[Kayla Ancrum ✨Mostly Updates✨ @KaylaAncrum]

If I ever got turned into a horse, I would kick so much stuff with zeal that they would have to put me down in under 48 hrs.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Give me the name for the episode and we’ll do it

[bethany @thenightbethore]

musician biopics really are the new superhero movies aren't they

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

this whole failed willy wonka experience is an episode of it’s always sunny came to life

[Laura @fairycakes]

Jury duty but you get called to be the courtroom artist

[Alice Lowe @alicelowe]

'it takes £3M to make a first feature'. does it?! feel like there are quite a few filmmakers who'd happily make a film for less than that but they don't get a chance

[Chandler @_chandler_____]

Greatest player of all time and he’s fueled by Whataburger and Coors Light

[Adele Thomas @__AdeleThomas__]

On the basis of working 73 days for a £5,000 fee, that works out at:

£68.49 per day or £479.84 per week

Let that sink in. You are directing a show in a leading theatre in the UK and you are earning £68.49 a day.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

WE DID IT! AGAIN!!!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

BACK-TO-BACK SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!