Rick Sanchez

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@MorticiaSmith_ "Whatever the hell I want." The scientist simply stated.

[ＭＯＲＴＹ @1318C137]

// I'm gonna be honest.. if you ship rick/morty then I'm not gonna follow you.i don't like seeing that gross shit on my TL

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@MorticiaSmith_ "He-*URP*-ey Morticia."

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@RicktheSalesman "You seem to have me confused with someone that gives a fuck."

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@RicktheSalesman "You couldn't even if you tried, Z-198." He said, probably getting his dimension code wrong. Whatever, he didn't care.

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@RicktheSalesman "Lame." Rick said. "I've heard louder burps."

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@RicktheSalesman "Yeah you guys are all redundant aren't you." Rick shush

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@RicktheSalesman "Let's be real here. He was a Rick. We're all pieces of shit. And I can prove that mathematically."

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@RicktheSalesman "Take it from me pal they all sucked."

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@ScreamingMorty "Yeah. That's what I thought."

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@ScreamingMorty "That's what they all say Morty. Next thing you know they're all over you in a bathroom."

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@Kibou_Michi "You're goddamn right about that." He snickered.

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

-- doesn't know.)

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

(Morty was nearly raped by a fucking jellybean lmao I'm pretty sure the last thing he wants is to be licked out of nowhere by someone he --

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

"What the fuck did I say about staying away from Morty? Geez you people don't know how to listen."

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@Kibou_Michi -- pedophile."

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@Kibou_Michi He raised the left side of his unibrow. "Yeah well unfortunately for you and your *BURP* being-taken-advantage-of fetish, I'm not a --

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@Kibou_Michi --because they can."

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@Kibou_Michi "Yeah I don't buy that boredom shit. Seems like a lie people tell themselves because they don't wanna admit they have no reason other than--

[Rick Sanchez @GeniusRickS]

@Kibou_Michi "Yeah it's not exactly a common thing, y'know. Anyway why are you even here?"