Salesman Rick

Hello sir! C-come on down to the... my Morty store! We got... Morty's... Morty Dolls, Morty badges, and MORE-ty! (R&MRP) (Dimension $-2136)

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

Headcanon: Salesman Rick is from dimension $-2136

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

SALT LAKE CITY GONNA GET THE FUCKIN SZECHUAN SAUCE BITCH. OCTOBER 7TH. FUCK YES!

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

slumped down into a chair.
"Where the hell am I?" He questioned himself angrily. (To be continued)

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

—at the other for calling out, assuming he was going crazy and hearing things. They then started talking again. Salesman Rick turned and—

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

"$-2136, are you awake yet?" One of them called out from behind that door. Salesman Rick decided not to answer. He heard one of them scoff—

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

He approached the door and knocked on it. The voices behind the door he didn't initially notice were talking before suddenly hushed.—

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—"What the hell...?" He stood up, wobbling a but as he rose. He looked around himself analyzing the room and saw a door labelled 'Captain'.—

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

He awoke inside of a spaceship. He was on the floor, his forehead obviously had a gouge on it explaining why he was passed out.—

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

@AfraidAuxiliary "... Uh, go ahead." He coughed awkwardly afterwards

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

@AfraidAuxiliary "Of course I'm okay Morty." He gave his alternate grandson a half smile

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

FUUUCK YEA TODAY JIST GOT A MILLION TIMES BETTER. I JUST REMEMBERED THERES A NEW R&M IN 1:30!!! SHIIIEEEEETTT

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

@OneoftheRicks Wubba lubba dub dub

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"The pipe running across the ceiling in my store is leaking. Where's Rick H-987 when you need him?"

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

*****Public Service Announcement*****
Do not follow @.RunZwithDooBiEs or retweet his tweets. He is literally a selling out attention whore.

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

@AfraidAuxiliary He got close to the Morty
"Listen here you little punk; they're gonna throw /both/ of us in GULAG if you don't shut the hell up right now!"

[Rick & Morty Quotes @rick_morty_bot]

"Yes, Slow Ri— Tall Morty?"
"Did I gragimatate?"
"Anything's possible, Tall Morty."

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

@Katelyn5677 >Hurricane Irma 2 electric boogaloo shows up
>That enough breeze for you?

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

@AfraidAuxiliary "Yes I'm perfectly fine hahaaaa!" He burped in a very fake way

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

@AfraidAuxiliary He glanced at a nearby camera obviously zooming into them as they spoke.
"Yeah," he grit his teeth "You're right hahaaaa..."

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

*****Public Service Announcement*****
Do not follow @.RunZwithDooBiEs or retweet his tweets. He is literally a selling out attention whore.

[Salesman Rick @RicktheSalesman]

@AfraidAuxiliary "I'm skeptical is all. Things aren't looking good out there."