Rick Sanchez

Scientists, genius, alcoholic, inventor, grandfather, father, lover of pickles. I don't like school,I can't abide bureaucracy. Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

Rick from C-137 in case of doubt.I hate to break it to you,what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed

[The Site Cabin Podcast @SiteCabin]

We’re back on 3 I Atlas again, if it’s crashing into Earth and only Bruce Willis can save us! 💥🌎 Oh, and while we’re at it… is Die Hard a Christmas film or not? 🎄 #TheSiteCabinPodcast #ArmageddonVibes #brucewillis #fyp #viral #diehard

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

@SiteCabin @antmiddleton It’s a brilliant Podcast! My favourite new one currently! No nonsense and normal!!

[The Site Cabin Podcast @SiteCabin]

Jacob is not happy about being in the office on Fridays
Especially when his pals In #Construction are usually finished by lunch 🍺

Do you have an early finish on Friday?And what do you get up to?
#NewPodcast #Podcast #Construction #SiteCabinPodcast

https://t.co/MsX9MThugC

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

@Carra23 @ChampionsLeague Shush now. Haven’t you got a window to spit through!?

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

@DozaGreatTakes @FootballlForAll Oh right. So this sort of attack doesn’t happen in America? What a stupid reply

[Marshal Adamine @AdamineMarshal]

@jk_rowling good evening Ma’am. If you are in need of some new story tellin, you should enquire about my story, it’s a tale I know you’d enjoy! #nostrumgulch @NostrumGulch thank you kindly missy

[Back To The Future @BTTF_bot]

Hey, I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is where Ralph dresses up as a man from space.

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

Happy World Cup day from the citadel of Ricks. #WorldCupRussia2018 #RickAndMorty

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

Morning all believers and nonbelievers

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

@TinyyRick Why don't you go fuck yourself Tiny Rick, you little Rick bitch imposter

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

@ImMortySmith Shut it M M Morty you little B Bitch!

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

@iamingreatpain I'm the real Rick. Fuck You! You imposter!

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

@TinyyRick Fuck you Tiny Ricky and your small Tiny Rick dick

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

@1318C137 Shut up Morty

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

@1318C137 Fuck you Morty

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

I'm actually in a lot of pain

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

'Shut the fuck up Morty'

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

Just taking Morty for his hair cut, I can't believe that in 2017 barbers aren't equipped with laser scissors!!! What is this the dark ages!!

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

#MayweathervMcgregor
Fuck You both.

Pickle Rick would kick your arse!!! I'm piiiiikcle Riiiiiiiiiick

[Rick Sanchez @OneoftheRicks]

@WubbaDubDubTime @1318C137 Fuck you. Imposter!!!