Rick Sanchez

Smartest guy in the universe. Misanthropy incarnate. I could kick your grandpa's ass. #cheese

[Rick Sanchez @iamingreatpain]

⚡️ “Artish Stuff”

https://t.co/5nIP9fNlDu

[adult swim @adultswim]

#nationalcomplimentday

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Me and Morty. https://t.co/M1v3X3iKVc

[Jhonny Solano @jhonny_solano]

Peeing with my boy Scott

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@Ghostly503 Should've thought of that before you burned a hole in your head with a laser pistol, idiot.

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@Ghostly503 'Sup brah.

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Morty Jr. II....

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It’s called a plunger, Jerry. It’s, It’s a primitive human invention that even the most basic, bottom-feeding Neanderthal like you should be able to figure out, so take it *burp* a-a-and unclog your poop, Jerry!

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Happy arbitrary passage of time, hope the planet blows up before 2019.

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@Just_A_Weirdo_ || YES.

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I hope the soon-to-be-outdated iPhone was worth two nights in a tent, Jerry.

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I-I-I-I’m not sure how I feel about all those capitalized first letters, Beth, I mean, is there something to read into here or is this just a, you know, a purely stylistic choice? https://t.co/kjEyJue8RF

[Beth Sanchez @OfAlcoholiism]

“Fine Dad, Just Fine.”

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Where the hell are my stupid grandkids, anyway? You little dipshits. Morty? Summer?

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Hey sweetie. How- how’s it going?

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Doowop bop-a-do bow bonnnng... Pa chu chu cha cha cha...

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@AFramedRabbit “Jerry’s a piece of human GARBAGE, that’s who he is.”

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@AFramedRabbit “He’s DEAD, Roger! He’s fucking DEAD!”

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*emotionally drained belch* Jerryyyyyyyyy......

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NO! FUCK, NO, SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER, WHERE DID YOUR ACCOUNT GO YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE??!

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@Worst_Parent Fuck you, Jerry.

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Gonna try to be off-planet on Thursday to avoid any unwanted thanking and/or giving.

Might stop by for some stuffing while Jerry’s taking a shit if I get a chance, though.

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Morty. Morty, look— come here, Morty. I gotta— we- we got things to do today, Morty.