Ghost Rick (c-503)

@PortalHopMorty 's Rick | Killed himself | Linked to his Portal gun | Info in pinned tweet | Icon by: ttoba

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

"I'm so sorry..."

- @PortalHopMorty 's dead Rick
- Ships w/ chem I guess

(More in replies, when I think of stuff)

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

“Yeah, what he said.”

[the Rickless Morty @PortalHopMorty]

“OH SHIT!!!”

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

“Jesus Christ, this place is deader than me.”

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

(( yo I wanna use this boi wtf ))

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

“Uuugh, gag.”

Rolls his eyes and floats as far away as he can,,, spare the old man,,

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

“Morty, you’re fulla shit.”

He doesn’t care if he can’t hear him, he’s gonna make fun of his grandson anyway-

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

Howdy fuckers.

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

(( it is time for sleep but I shall return ))

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

@iamingreatpain I was drunk and stupid, full of existential dread, and didn’t have chips on the mind at the time, alright? Jeesh.

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

@iamingreatpain Just. Fuckin. Wishing it was physically possible for me to eat salt and vinegar chips. I’ve been craving them but I don’t have a stomach, I guess? Sucks.

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

Hey it’s a me who I don’t want to punch, whaddup fam

(( rick go the fuck to bed

Do ghosts even sleep))

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

“HOLY SHIT it’s boring.”

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

“...Did you break my Morty?” Laughs.

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

He’s just quietly watching.

Disgusted but this is hilarious so whatever

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

@cowboy_sanchez God damn it.

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

@cowboy_sanchez Reincarnation doesn’t sound bad. Neither does 72 virgins...

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

@cowboy_sanchez So, wait. If a ghost snake bites me, and I die from the venom, am I double dead?

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

@cowboy_sanchez Well, then I’m screwed.

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

@cowboy_sanchez It’ll go right through me...

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

@cowboy_sanchez There’s... a ghost snake in your boot?

[Ghost Rick (c-503) @Ghostly503]

@cowboy_sanchez Your boot’s gonna shoot me?