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[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I once asked a rival dad (who I knew asked for his steak medium well) if he knew who the medium well steak was for, in front of a bunch of people around the grill.

[The World Cup Of (Podcast) @TheWorldCup_Of]

another Your Bird ™️ Top 40

[1,447 Days until Robert Sanchez's Contract Expires @RobSanchezOUT]

There was absolutely NO reason for Norwegian citizen stuck between borders to put it top bins😭

[سین @fallcIub]

accidently said retard infront of my woke friends

[yoysolotu @GenovaWitness]

@Coladrive1 Show me the studies 😂

[yoysolotu @GenovaWitness]

@Coladrive1 That's not true

[yoysolotu @GenovaWitness]

@ConnHir07 @AlpacaAurelius DHT could not actually be the root cause... - what is causing certain hair follicles in certain areas of the scalp to become sensitive to DHT when in other areas they are not...

[thedeafrow @theDeafRow]

peating is gonna hit tiktok and instagram so hard it’ll look like a second holocaust

[Angela Rayner Updates @RaynerUpdates]

Gordon Brown and Tony Blair https://t.co/7Ow8SQxQWt

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

The classroom social media ban is to stop children sharing images of the adult refugees who've been placed in their classrooms.

[bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald]

In pub to watch Japan game

Someone asked what times it kicking off

Said we can do it now mate

Put him through the floor

Mug

[yoysolotu @GenovaWitness]

@jewndahalfmen They'll be fine though to be honest... Muslims run UK prisons.. they'll lap it up

[𝐟𝐰_𝐀𝐜𝐞 @Andy223312]

I quit smoking weed because it is probably one of the saddest drugs. You probably won’t hit the same rock bottom as alcoholism or other addictions. You can’t overdose and you probably won’t lose your job or your wife or die an early death.

But you’ll wake up one day and entire slices of your life will just be…. Gone.

[Subversive Force @SubversiveForce]

"CPS f'ck you!"
This is glorious. The look on the faces of the idiots outside Woolwich Crown Court just now as Judge Johnson handed down sentences to the Palestine Action Filton defendants:
- Charlotte Head – 6 years
- Eleona Kamino – 6 years
- Fatema Zainab Rajwani – 5 years 8 months
- Samuel Corner – 8 years 8 months
In the centre is Zarah Sultana MP’s heroine, Qesser Zuhrah, who has her own trial coming up over the same Filton attack. Good luck!
To the left in tears is London’s chief agitator and Canary journalist, Anika Zahir. Aww…

[Central @WestHam_Central]

NEW: David Sullivan made a £1m loan to a company controlled by David Hunt – three months after a High Court judge named Mr Hunt as the head of an organised crime network.

@Independent

HE'S GETTING DRAGGED FROM ALL ANGLES

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

You can tell his enormous prefrontal cortex is practically bursting through his skull, every one of his 110 iq points is screaming in unison as they watch his mouth produce jungle gibberish and pay $50 for a jar of sugar and red40.

But he must carry on. His classmate on the basketball team said this was peak.

We live in hell.

[Tanning Salon Don @TheSalonDon]

This is how you negotiate with every race of landlord

Jews
Things can get nasty but it’s part of their sport. You will never offend them to where they won’t work with you. Will constantly “kill the deal” for a few dollars then come back.

Chinese
Need to be very careful. If you say one thing offensive they will not work with you even if you are the best deal

Indian
Only reply to one in every two emails. They will try to brute force you into a deal by spamming

Hispanic
Need to brute force them. You can get great deals by spamming them since others don’t follow-up. They check email once per week

White
Extreme yappers. These guys act like they want to become best friends with you and golf buddies. You can use it against them by saying things like “I view you as a mentor”

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

I wonder why the left isn't out doing this for Henry Nowak 🤔

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

This was like the proto wigger

[yoysolotu @GenovaWitness]

@Alec2k25 There is probably an element of people getting physically addicted to the nicotine so end up smoking more for the nicotine buzz... whereas they wouldn't with just the weed..?