Bill Clinton

Hey I'm former US President Bill Clinton, who wants to join the gentleman's club?
Wife (sigh) -@OficialTurd

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

Who wants to join the gentleman's club?

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

@OficialTurd Honey are you okay?

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

Hello everyone.

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

I'd like to help https://t.co/wAxdLL3VUa

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

My wife of course..... It's not like I have a choice. https://t.co/GrfayMcsjD

[Fake News @SPFakeNews]

If you could vote again who would it be for?

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

I want to wish my wife a happy Valentine's Day but she might kill me!

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

Oh God not again https://t.co/iGb6RlwYc1

[Hillary Clinton @OficialTurd]

I'm going to kill my husband

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

Any help https://t.co/Uubfo2EoOf

[Kyle Broflovski @I_hate_Cartmon]

I know this is pointless but idc. Valentine's Day is coming up soon who wants to be my Valentine?

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

@GarrisonPOTUS I need to get away from my wife so this would be excellent

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

Phew! Avoided that one! https://t.co/kZCjAOksuX

[Hillary Clinton @OficialTurd]

@GentleBillClint Good!

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

@OficialTurd No, no no no no! No.... Nothing like that! I would never........

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

@OficialTurd Uh.... Hel...Hello Hillary

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

Aaah! My wife's on twitter! I'm so dead! https://t.co/XWywG0QJIw

[Hillary Clinton @OficialTurd]

@GentleBillClint Hello honey

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

@SouthPEminem Oh come on!

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

At least he doesn't hate me anymore https://t.co/HEpdgkOyRF

[Eminem @SouthPEminem]

People I f*ckin hate
1 The President(@GarrisonPOTUS )
2 George Bush(@ICanReadsGud )
3 Vice president(@GarrisonsVP )
4 Every supporter them

[Fake News @SPFakeNews]

Breaking News :Fatboy Fatboy!

[Tom Thompson @SPnewsThompson1]

Will people vote on polls no matter what the subject is?

[Fake News @SPFakeNews]

What horrible things could the President be doing in the woods?

[Kyle Broflovski @I_hate_Cartmon]

I'm leaving for good, not that anyone cares

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

@StunningBrave BOO Kaitlyn Jenner BOO!

[Bill Clinton @GentleBillClint]

@TokenBlackboy But what? You can ask him right?