Tom Thompson

Tom Thompson, lead newsman for @SouthParknews4 and @SPFakeNews. Keeping you up to date with the goings on in SouthPark Sister -@SPnewsthompson2

[Tom Thompson @SPnewsThompson1]

I will report anything newsworthy.

[Eminem @SouthPEminem]

“Always the bridesmaid never the bride hey. “

[Tom Thompson @SPnewsThompson1]

Go. Go and make things right! https://t.co/5ur8hRFSn7

[Tom Thompson @SPnewsThompson1]

Is Hillary Clinton really an alien? https://t.co/5SiT6aJYPH

[Hillary Clinton @OficialTurd]

Gggggo! This planet is mine!

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Is it me or is Tom Brady getting weirder by the day? https://t.co/KWQjsXpNRk

[Tom Brady @SoutPrkTomBrady]

No homo
NO HOMO!

[Tom Thompson @SPnewsThompson1]

Is this the end? https://t.co/Xt7z8BFjWU

[Tom Thompson @SPnewsThompson1]

President is doing two jobs at one. Being president and teaching a child to spell correctly. #Respect https://t.co/QF27u0aVzw

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Breaking News. Could he still be our president in 2020? https://t.co/72IEVe8vyy

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Anyone? https://t.co/FrANkHG6Pb

[Captain Hindsight @CappyHindsight]

Does no one need help?

[Tom Thompson @SPnewsThompson1]

Breaking News.Tom Brady hates his wife. https://t.co/XhoUUaQlYo

[Tom Brady @SoutPrkTomBrady]

@SPFakeNews That bitch!

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Missing Child Alert! https://t.co/ZS9dMqgOFa

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Everyone knows. https://t.co/IzDblhDPYq

[єℓℓα ¢αятмαи @CartmansSister]

❛ Psssst

Eric's a crybaby, pass it on ❜

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Like what? https://t.co/CwYNuKjEKR

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Local boy rapes himself https://t.co/uP466q9Z4b

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Who has a story?

[Tom Thompson @SPnewsThompson1]

#RIPBillyGraham https://t.co/nPdLPSDvUV

[Students For Trump @TrumpStudents]

Rev. Billy Graham, the Christian evangelist whose work can be seen worldwide has passed away today at 99.

[Hillary Clinton @OficialTurd]

Is FOX NEWS fake news?

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Local girl plans to clean the pond https://t.co/uFecYHEfcM

[Tom Thompson @SPnewsThompson1]

@SoUTHPaRKoLoGY Yes