Shitpost Matt

people still think i'm not a retweet bot - He/Him

[Praise @tufpraise]

This is literally capitalism.

[Josh Raby @JoshRaby]

It’s because the formerly cool website where everyone used to spend their time telling jokes and bullshitting about movies got purchased by a human sinkhole then turned into a machine that hands out nickels to the dumbest people on earth whenever they issue the wettest fart

[むへどるり @muhedoruri]

妻のTL、ポータルウォンバットが流れてきたことが一度もないらしい……そんなTLあるんだ……流しとくね……

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

if Starmer wants to survive the next 48 hours as PM, he *must* finally reveal to the British public what his late parents' jobs were

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

Video games used to have Buzz Lightyear grinding dominos to Reel Big Fish.

[Lila 🎸 @chemical_wxrld]

*taps sign*

[Sclimbo 💪🧭【 SVA 】 @vtubermale]

Reminder

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

saving the earth…it’s that easy!

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

Society needs to use the Palantir manifesto as a cue to take a big step back and question why journalists, news media, and every other forum have allowed Silicon Valley to opine on everything, not just tech, despite knowing they’re uniquely antipathetic to humans?

[fareed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @it_is_fareed]

Me when Wile E. Coyote is blown up by his own dynamite trap:

[Sauce‼️ @SaucePub]

When left to their own devices, the average designer will reinvent Milton Keynes.

[Melonbread 🍞 DOKOMI 3U55 @MelonbreadFBP]

Artist alley table number

[Omar Gaza 🇵🇸 @Omar_Gaza]

The world has a short-term memory

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

BBC confirms the US is responsible for the Minab school massacre that killed 175 people, mostly girls. The "advanced" AI targeting system used outdated coordinates to hit a base next door, ignoring satellite images showing kids playing in the courtyard. Absolute war crime.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is the hardest court sketch i’ve ever seen

[wint @dril]

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it