Mr. Steal Yo Software

"He who shall not be sober"

[Mr. Steal Yo Software @GentlemanJenks]

I learn people's names and try to throw away bad movies.

[Peter Albrechtsen @lydrummet]

I listen.

[Mr. Steal Yo Software @GentlemanJenks]

@dieworkwear I will fully admit, I like Tom Selleck the most, but I cannot remove how much I LIKE Tom Selleck from this decision. (also his confidence in the pic adds further to that - boss on the left got his hands in his pockets and everything)

[Mr. Steal Yo Software @GentlemanJenks]

Andy Serkis remains the best goddamn actor of our time, especially in voice acting. EVERY role he takes, he slips into like water to a sponge.

[IGN @IGN]

Check out this exclusive clip for Prime Video's The Legend of Vox Machina Season 4, featuring Andy Serkis as Gideon.

[Mr. Steal Yo Software @GentlemanJenks]

@BrilynHollyhand who the FUCK names their child "Brilyn"

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This is how you do it folks. Not diverting criticism and ignoring your taxpayers and patrons.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Our public libraries are a testament to government's ability to deliver excellent free services. But for too long, they've been forced to fight for budget scraps.

This year, we are changing that: I am proud to announce $31.7 million in new funding for our libraries.

Expect more staff, expanded hours, robust programming, and lots of copies of the Very Hungry Caterpillar for New York's Cutest.

[Mr. Steal Yo Software @GentlemanJenks]

@patriottakes @Republicans Holy shit I've never seen a 100:0 ratio on a twitter poll before

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@usedgov Your department doesn't deserve to say this after this administration gutted the IMLS.
Signed, a librarian.

[Mr. Steal Yo Software @GentlemanJenks]

@ContraPoints I like to imagine that Obama was low-key flirting with Mamdani when he said "NYC's Cutest"

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@messedupfoods Die mad

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@mormonmommyuwu @NintendoAmerica the lack of awareness in this comment section is shocking.
Y'all it's a joke about how the White House is infringing on Nintendo's IP and they're the most litigious gaming company out there. fuck they're not actually frightened.

[Mr. Steal Yo Software @GentlemanJenks]

@ordinarytings to each his own but you're wrong on this one, chief.

[Mr. Steal Yo Software @GentlemanJenks]

@dieworkwear Or is it more like you don't like it when combined with everything else?

[Mr. Steal Yo Software @GentlemanJenks]

@dieworkwear legitimate question - does the tie bar make it worse?
Are you not a fan of tie bars?

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@CosmonautMarcus I would stand by RTS games existing as we know them due to the Dune II RTS.
But yes, Vader's breathing largely outdoes that.

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@DudespostingWs very cool very cool but see what really impresses me is - HOW did he do that without his shirt riding up AT ALL?!

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@dieworkwear I'll accept good style bc I do like the vibe - he has an aesthetic and he goes full-send with it.
But my GOD I'll never be able to afford even ONE of those pieces of jewelry.

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@SecKennedy @joerogan Why do you both smile like you just left a load in your diaper?

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@signulll Just because you're a leech on society doesn't mean everyone else is

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@patriottakes It might be a purposefully tasteless meme/troll account - Lucille Bluth is from Arrested Development. She's known for horrible political takes.
The acct looks like it does this deliberately - lists location as "Orania" - a racist South African town, poster is based in the US.

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@ordinarytings Just asking for clarification - says at the bottom that it's page 441 - is it in a compilation book of his work?