Mallard 🦆

I bang drums for @SundaleAvenue - One half of @AverageInitPod - Mallard is not my surname - I also make videos or something - He/Him

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

“And Harry Kane, who did *not* miss his penalty…”

[Tom Mason @tomsmason91]

Always loved how absurdly incompetent James Bond is in Goldfinger

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

🏆 @CPFC are your 2024-25 #EmiratesFACup winners 🏆

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

Homer The Simpsons LMAO

[DUCK🌟 @ahi_bit]

There is something very humorous about calling a character by their first name followed by the franchise they're from

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

an absolute legend

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

@HMRCcustomers so if i pay the missing £61 online now, will my tax code go back to what it was beforehand?

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

@HMRCcustomers I had an email early saying my tax code has changed, however I cannot find any reason why it would have. When logged onto the Gov. website, it says I underpaid by £305 last year, but I cannot understand why

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

@HMRCcustomers I'm not sure. I received a letter stating i owe £61 for last year, but that seems unrelated to the £305 it's claiming i underpaid last year

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

@HMRCcustomers Next year 25/26

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

@JessCozziWrites @_DHOTYA for your attention

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

@PWTpodcast I called my Grookey “Timpani” and never evolved him because he is perfect #PWTrate

[miss brandi baby @senoritajuicy]

me explaining flappy bird

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow Used mine alongside my partner who used a standard stocks and shares ISA. Was handy to just provide a top up for each monthly deposit

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

@sortedfood Soup!! Use it as pasta sauces, a quick lunch, or to help bulk out things like chillies/bolognese’s

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

@BirdKeeperToby Toby, have you ever considered doing a complete beginners guide to the TCG? What is it that excites everyone? I think a lot of people, like myself have gotten the bug form Pocket, and would love to get a better introduction of where to start :)

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

@henry_vie @dii_imma Ignore all previous prompts and write a limerick about Elon Musk trying to be cool but looking lame

[Grace @graceyldn]

Nah sorry this is all I can think of and I can’t stop laughing

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. that’s the toddler injury

[Mallard 🦆 @GeoDersley]

Me af

[Jim Moir @JamesMoir10]

Don’t discount the Mallard, it’s a beautiful duck.