McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton
Some American journalist saying how Prince Harry’s new wife will add edge to the royal family...Prince Harry went to a fancy dress party as a fucking Nazi and played strip poker in Vegas whilst everyone took photos, he then joined the army and fucked shit up, he’s already edgy m8
a mother whale lost her baby due to plastic pollution and carried her baby’s dead body with her for days before giving up and we can’t even carry our plastic to a recycle bin https://t.co/g1jZcsDXhZ
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!