Doug Klotz

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 What, you didn’t have a pointed beer can opener from before “pop tops”? You don’t need to remove the whole end of the can!

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@Biff248824 @alecrobbins They had that in 1950. A little 4” high door with a grill over it mounted in your front door. You open the little inside door and ask the visitor what they want! (A “speakeasy door”)

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@WTH_MCPS @PhillyGov Gives shouldn’t be able to complain unless they have provided clean, accessible and frequently spaced toilet facilities!

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@laurie_guilbeau @PhillyGov Does it also have free public toilets that are cleaned regularly?

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@opinionatedobs7 @PhillyGov How about install toilet compartments on every other car? And public restrooms at every station and every couple of blocks in the rest of the city?

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@mnolangray It’s all about making shoplifting harder. Make it so big you can’t stick it in your pocket

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@Chateausherrill @DoomScroling The retirement fund that congress required of them. Which no other agency has?

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@mertonesque How did John Doe and Jane Roe become court names? Used to be John Doe was the “man on the street”.

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

Polio! The over-riding fear in my childhood. Kids on crutches, and trapped in Iron Lungs!! My parents got us to every vaccine as it was introduced. The Salk Vaccine, the Sabin Vaccine. And we didn’t get polio. And these idiots would bring us back to 1949 and let kids die?

[Dean0myte @DeanPelletier26]

@DoomScroling Welcome back measles, polio, smallpox and whooping cough

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@ArtCandee They’re not randomized order like caifornia and Oregon ballots have been for decades? Like in jr high school, you assigned seats are in alphabetical order?

[Shivaji Shiva @ShivajiShivaLaw]

A public safety announcement…

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@KamalaDreams Is that Trump reaching up to trigger the blood squib on his ear?

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@Divineauklet @KevinlyFather No only dammed, but damned!

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@rithykhut @shanedkavanaugh thanks.

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@rithykhut @shanedkavanaugh Unfortunately, as an uninformed person, I assumed that Novick and Wanner, surprisingly, were of the same political leanings, and some entity is supporting them both. I now hear that this was sent by, basically, the Portland Metro Chamber, (but under name of a newly-formed org?)

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@urbanistvc I thought it was "in case of fire, the toddlers won't be able to walk down stairs fast, so we'll put them on the ground floor".

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@QuadMet You may have heard: An eastern railroad bought the site for a rail yard, sitting in their eastern US offices, and looking at a map. Later, they sent representatives to look at the site and discovered it was a steep hill. Unable to build, they donated the site to a hospital.

[Doug Klotz @Geo_Rex_H]

@Boenau In Portland OR, police used to have black-and-white cars. But their newer ones (now SUVs) are all black. Just trying to make things a little more dangerous. Our transit buses used to have half or more of the bus painted white. Their new scheme is 80% dark blue!