Geoffrey Brandt

[Geoffrey Brandt @GeoffBrandt]

Quiz determines your party. No political questions. https://t.co/x4oGMddrQb #BornDemocrat # ChartsMe

[Geoffrey Brandt @GeoffBrandt]

@Forbes I really don’t care who a product’s spokesperson is. Why is this a thing? So many important things to worry about instead.

[Geoffrey Brandt @GeoffBrandt]

Asking anyone who knows her; does Reece handle anything with grace? JB suggestion was misplaced, but it was about celebrating the women's game and inclusiveness. Reese seems to be all about Reese. https://t.co/t4N3AD1EmG

[Geoffrey Brandt @GeoffBrandt]

@TheRealMarkLevy I have errands to run

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Republican governor of Ohio Mike DeWine: “[President Biden] called me and said ‘Anything you need.’ I have not called him back after that conversation. I will not hesitate to do that if we’re seeing a problem, but I’m not seeing it.”

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🔥KANSAS: “I planned to oppose this bill — but I support it… with this we can promote our leftist agenda to our targeted students without any administrative oversight.”

A mom/teacher uses reverse psychology to expose the GOP scheme to dismantle public schools. @GovBillLee

[Nick Carmody JD, MS Psych @Nick_Carmody]

It's interesting how the Right wants to make porn a defining characteristic of the "degenerate" Left....

....because it feeds the political culture war beast....

....and distracts from issues like abortion, guns violence, and Trump's criminality.

Let's unpack....

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[David Lazarus @Davidlaz]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Trump is now under investigation for tax fraud, election fraud, insurrection and violating the Espionage Act. And he's the Republican frontrunner for 2024

[Geoffrey Brandt @GeoffBrandt]

Brilliant!

Florida man sends Arabic-language ‘In God We Trust’ signs to Texas in wake of new law https://t.co/GrwPY5qpbw

[Geoffrey Brandt @GeoffBrandt]

Why do the San Diego Padres continue to allow their uniforms to look like that?

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: The Uvalde, Texas mom who ran into the school during the shooting to save her sons reveals that “law enforcement” called her to notify her that, if she keeps humiliating Uvalde police by talking to the media, she could be charged “with a crime.” RT IF SHE’S A HERO!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Lookit this huffy, hangry little turtle yelling at kids. How the fuck is this guy in charge of a STATE?

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

If you want a Republican to leave the room all you have to do is present them with data.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

I wore a big winter jacket today and I was still really cold

coats are a scam by Big Wool and the fake news and Dr. Fauci and the democrat party

from now I will take invermectin and viagra and drink pee to stay warm

[Geoffrey Brandt @GeoffBrandt]

@kerencarrion8 A quick thousand always helps. It buys time. Then it’s gone and you’re back where you started. Better to start a side hustle. Earn recurring $. All that’s really required besides time and knowledge is an Internet connection.

[Geoffrey Brandt @GeoffBrandt]

@HamillHimself It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve sausages!

[🇬🇱🇩🇰🇺🇦🇨🇦CanadaResists🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰 @Rob16921]

My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied, "No."
She yelled back, "How about now?"

[Geoffrey Brandt @GeoffBrandt]

@RogerLodge7 All it takes to get rid of it is opposite field hitting or the bunt. Problem solved.