HehHeh

I too am a soybean farmer…

[Benny 'New Day✨️' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Instead of inventing a phone that folds maybe they could invent a house you can afford.

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

Good morning.

[𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙 @JimmyJ4thewin]

🚨NEW: Robert Kraft says he’s spent decades helping Palestinians.

Tax records say otherwise.
They found $196K to Friends of the IDF, another $123K to groups that support Israeli forces and $3 million from his company to AIPAC’s super PAC.

Not one donation to a Palestinian cause turned up.

via The Intercept

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

I never realized jogging in your 50s would be a great way to meet new people.

Just today, I met two nurses, two EMTs, and a cardiologist.

I was so close to meeting Jesus too.

[Gator85 @GreenwellUSA]

@BostonGlobe

[HehHeh @GeoffFerracane]

It’s like an explosion in the Walmart holiday aisle with food from a VFW wedding…

[The Patriot Ledger @PatriotLedger]

South Shore restaurant's holiday pop-up to return. Like the set of a Hallmark movie https://t.co/vrU5YABUJA

[Søren Kierkegaard Club @Kierkegaarddd]

this one always gets me

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

idk who made this but godamnit lol

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community... but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots.”

— Umberto Eco

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

shoutout to the three kids who keep responding to the teacher so the rest of us don't have to.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Trump Is Reportedly Sending Israel $2.8 Billion in Bombs. You’re Paying for Them
https://t.co/sHD0Mb4PeC

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Ed Sheeran announces Benjamin Netanyahu as the new opener for his tour.

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

Robert Kraft, owner of Gillette Stadium, rallied stadium owners across the country to force Ed Sheeran to drop Macklemore from his tour because he said "Free Palestine".

Kraft's company, Kraft Group LLC, has donated $3 million to AIPAC's United Democracy Project super PAC.

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Hiring Manager: Under special skills on your résumé, you put “self-sabotage?”

Me: That's right, dumbass.

[Leo Tolstoy Literature @LeoTollstoy]

“The wicked grow bold as they are tolerated.”

Tolstoy

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now—with somebody—and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

since becoming president again, Trump has promised:
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms
no checks have been issued

[Senate Democrats @dscc]

John E. Sununu said he’s never been to Qatar. Later, he was exposed for traveling there for an event Jeffrey Epstein used for networking.

Sununu’s name is in the Epstein files in an email from Epstein himself, saying Sununu “has good stories.”

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

"And I said to Neil Armstrong, I said, it's ok buddy, you go first. I just designed, built and flew the thing, I don't need the credit."