Geoff Gale

Married to Lyn, Dad to Dan & Amy; former Director & Head of Office at Gallagher Exeter. Loving our new life in Cornwall

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@StanCollymore Very brave you utter morons

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@Dan_Gale1 😂

[Sir Stevo Timothy @SirStevoTimothy]

Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Garda Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Ara jaysus, I'm not sure. About 5 or 6 feet.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Middling.

Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of browny bluey green I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:
Colour of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my BMW

Sergeant:
What kind of BMW was it?

Husband: (sobbing)
BMW F82 M4 550bhp
Ambient Lighting pack, Front and outer rear heated seats, Valcona leather - Lunar silver + super sport seats, 3 spoke heated sports leather multifunction steering wheel with paddle shift, LED Matrix headlights with high beam assist, Pearlescent paint, BMW drive select, BMW parking system plus with front and rear sensors, Audible and visual fasten seat belt warning - front and rear, Cruise control, Driver's information system, MMI SD card Navigation, Mobile telephone preparation, PAS, Service interval indicator, 3 point seatbelts on all seats, ABS-EBD, ASR traction control, Curtain airbags, Driver and passenger airbags, Driver-front passenger side airbags, Electromechanical parking brake, Electronic stability control, Front passenger airbag deactivation, Hill hold assist, Tyre pressure monitoring system, Warning triangle and first aid kit, Anti theft alarm, Anti-theft wheel bolts, Immobiliser, Keyless Start, Remote central locking, BNW music interface, Auxiliary input socket, DAB digital radio module, MMI Radio plus with CD player and bluetooth interface, SD card slot, USB connection, 12V power in rear centre console, 4 way electric lumbar support, 4 zone climate control, Aluminium door sill trims, Black cloth headlining, Double cargo floor, Electric front seats + driver memory, Front centre armrest, Front head restraints, Front-rear floor mats, Height adjustable front seats, Isofix front passenger and rear seat preparation, Jack and tool kit, Load lashing points, Luggage compartment cover, Luggage rails, Perforated leather gearknob, Rear headrests, Split folding rear seat, Auto dimming rear view mirror, Automatic headlights + automatic windscreen wipers, Body coloured bumpers, Body coloured door mirrors and handles, Body coloured roof spoiler, Door sill trims with S line logo, Electric front-rear windows, Headlight washers, High gloss black door mirrors, High gloss black finish B pillar, High gloss black triangular aperture at rear door, LED daytime running lights, LED rear lights, Light sensor, Platinum grey front lip spoiler, Privacy glass (to rear of B post), Rain sensor, Rear wiper, Alcantara door trim, Piano black finish inlay, Space saver spare wheel, Black Styling pack, Non smoking PACK.

(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)

Sergeant:
Don't worry Michael. We'll find your BMW

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

Now with evidence!

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

Delighted to see Topsail on sale on this side of the border at the Red Lion, St Kew Highway, thanks @BaysBrewery

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

Delighted to see Topsail on sale on this side of the border at the Red Lion, St Kew Highway, thanks @BaysBrewery

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@BaysBrewery over the moon to see Topsail has crossed the border to the Red Lion, St Kew Highway. It went down a treat.

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@FootballJOE Noel Gallagher the great football analyst

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@UKLabour Despicable tweet

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

You were saying!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

England look nervous, Senegal look dangerous, and Kane looks sluggish.

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

Spot on

[Sam Pilger @sampilger]

This is the Ronaldo story in brief: Disruptive and declining striker with one league goal so far this season who goes home early, refuses to play when asked, has an incredibly fragile ego and is about to turn 38-years-old, would like to leave his football club. #MUFC

[Sam Pilger @sampilger]

This is the Ronaldo story in brief: Disruptive and declining striker with one league goal so far this season who goes home early, refuses to play when asked, has an incredibly fragile ego and is about to turn 38-years-old, would like to leave his football club. #MUFC

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@5liveSport @bbc5live Absolutely gutted as it’s such a major competition! Oh well, let’s move onto World Cup Group B

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@Dan_Gale1

[Thom Hetherington @ThomHetheringto]

Okay so Dan, the Sommelier at @bullandbearmcr, had his old United shirts turned into the lining of his suit jacket and it might just be tailoring genius.

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@bbc5live @NickyAACampbell “property portfolios” “broad shoulders” sounds bites with no substance behind it from Labour.

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@benonwine Tabac

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@Dan_Gale1 @itsBig_Dave Dan 1 Dave 0

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@TobyParkes @Dan_Gale1 😂

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@SkySportsNews Moaning overpaid prima donnas, do me a favour!

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@Mr_John_Harvey_ I also woke up to 140-2 John but it is now 170-6 on a flat pitch. Shockingly bad.

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@garhenk

[Steve Parrett 🏴‍☠️ @Steve_Parrett]

This is a picture of the streaker that virtually no one noticed. (It was either very cold or he has nothing to be proud of.)
Love the fact he is obsessed with his steps count so kept his watch on.
I’d call him a massive knob but that would be a huge overstatement.

[Geoff Gale @GeoffGale11]

@GarethHenkus

[Steve Parrett 🏴‍☠️ @Steve_Parrett]

This is a picture of the streaker that virtually no one noticed. (It was either very cold or he has nothing to be proud of.)
Love the fact he is obsessed with his steps count so kept his watch on.
I’d call him a massive knob but that would be a huge overstatement.