Geoff Keast

CEO of Montoux. I love trail running, craft beer, perfectly steeped black tea and of course, Tottenham. COYS.

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

@FlyAirNZ hello @FlyAirNZ it is impossible to contact you at the moment. No response to emails, calls (on hold for several hours) or DM's on twitter. How are we meant to find out about status of our lost bags (no updates on online portal)?

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

@FlyAirNZ I know it's a tough time with the weather delays, our bags are stuck in Auckland after missing a connection at LAX. I can see exactly where they are in the airport and were meant to arrive in chch today, but didn't arrive. I've been on hold 3hrs

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@HBOMaxHelp Yep. I’ve followed those instructions, still can’t access downloads without a wifi connection. There is an error message at the bottom of the screen saying you need to be connected to the internet and you can’t dismiss the message. It’s clearly a bug.

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@hbomax your app is by far the worst UX of any streaming service. Downloaded content isn’t accessible unless you have a WiFi connection? What’s the point. And downloaded content often randomly disappears.

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

@JanVertonghen The All Blacks (nz rugby team) winning percentage. 77% since 1903. They are the most successful sports team in history and I doubt will ever be matched.

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

@sytaylor Same with new D2C insurance companies. I’m always curious who is really underwriting the risk, 99% of the time it isn’t the distributor.

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

Everyone’s pitching. No one’s listening. I’d rather be the nobody than everybody.

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

Does anyone hand out business cards anymore? I can’t recall the last time I gave or received one.

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@davidbrear It’s like the “caution hot” labels when buying tea or coffee.

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I just saw Harry Redknapp’s doppelgänger at the airport. I wonder if he’s flying somewhere to re-sign Nico Kranjcar. #COYS

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

The vest with no jacket is making a comeback. You heard it here first. Yes I’m tweeting random shit from the airport waiting for an early morning flight. #oldmanyellsatcloud

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

As someone who wears flip flops on a daily basis, I’m torn on the use of them at airports. Pro - hyper efficient at security. Con - the floor at the airport is gross. Overall, wearers choice though so go nuts. Please just don’t clip your toenails on the plane…

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Putting the tea bag in the cup after the water is a heinous crime. I’m on a mission to educate.

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@gbaileycom Google Meet > everything

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

@davidbrear It’s the lazy way of saying they want to sell you something, without having done any research on your business or why it would be beneficial to you. I’m fine getting sales emails, I’m used to it and sent a lot myself - but I despise laziness.

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

@FlyAirNZ I received an email about a flight change and can’t confirm online, so I have to call - the wait time is 1h15m! How come I have to wait on the phone for a change you made to my booking? Can’t someone call me instead?

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

I'm disappointed that my fellow Spurs fans are chanting this and even more so in some of the replies to the @SpursLGBT request. We're better than this. #COYS

[Proud Lilywhites @SpursLGBT]

⛔️We know most fans don’t sing this with any intent to discriminate, ostracise or demean us but the impact it has shouldn’t be underestimated—it has been used to victimise young gay men for years
🤔 Think before you chant, please

We’re Spurs and we’re better than this #COYS

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

Imperfect Data Is No Excuse For Life Insurers Not To Innovate https://t.co/qb5oBeA1iy via @forbes

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

@gbaileycom Well, have a blast. Hopefully the air cleans up a little - it’s better now than the past weekend. Sorry I missed you, I left Denver today for NYC. But I’ll be back on Friday afternoon if you’re still in CO.

[Geoff Keast @GeoffKeast]

@gbaileycom Are you living in Denver now, @gbaileycom?