Geoff Keith

Comedian. Non RTs are endorsements. Don't become my friend I leave really long messages. Bookings: [email protected]

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

The USS Liberty conspiracy theory asks you to accept that Israel, a nation of 2.5 million people fighting for its literal survival on six fronts simultaneously against 110 million Arabs equipped with Soviet tanks, Soviet aircraft, and Soviet warships, and with no formal American alliance, no American weapons, and no guarantee that anyone was coming to save them, is chose day four of that existential war to deliberately attack the one country on earth that might eventually become their ally, in broad daylight, in international waters, leaving 174 survivors who could identify the attacking forces, while fourteen separate investigations across two governments found zero evidence of intent, while Israel’s own military had accidentally bombed its own armored column the day before proving how catastrophically identification fails in wartime chaos, and while not a single one of the conspiracy theory’s proponents in nearly six decades of trying has ever managed to agree on what Israel was actually trying to accomplish by doing it.

Heavy lift.

[Geoff Keith @GeoffKeith]

How much did they make per second? #rouseycarano #carano #rousey

[Geoff Keith @GeoffKeith]

Pretty cool @NateDiaz209 has Edward James Olmos in his corner. He got those math scores up and now he's doing a masterful job in Nate's corner.

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Nate Diaz’s corner just waived off the fight against Mike Perry

He was a mess 😳🩸

[Yehuda Teitelbaum @chalavyishmael]

. @RepThomasMassie went on Tucker Carlson yesterday and told his audience that the U.S. Department of Homeland Security set up its official X account in Israel using an Israeli IP address and an app purchased from the Israeli App Store, and that Congress needs to open an investigation into it.

There's just one problem. The claim is based on a screenshot that was fabricated.

The image went viral in November showing the @DHSgov page listed as based in Tel Aviv, created July 2008, connected via the Israel App Store, and it got 39 million views and hundreds of thousands of likes before anyone looked closely at it.

The screenshot didn't have the gray checkmark that X puts on every single verified government account without exception, and the person who originally posted it later appeared to admit they made the whole thing up.

X's own head of product @nikitabier came out and called it fake news directly, confirming that @DHSgov was deliberately excluded from the location feature for security reasons and never showed any location data at all.

A sitting U.S. congressman is calling for a federal investigation based on a screenshot that the person who made it appears to have admitted was fake, and Tucker just let him say it to millions of people.

Get this liar out of Congress!

[mark normand @marknorm]

Weird, I saw certain ppl more riled up abt Sydney Sweeney than Sydney, Australia

[Ryan Saavedra @RyanSaavedra]

Former hostage Omer Shem Tov says Hamas was "very scared of" Trump: "They wanted Kamala to be elected."

"As soon as Donald Trump was elected, they understood that he wanted to bring us back home," he added. "So immediately, the way they treated me changed"

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

So many of the people who wanted a ceasefire in Gaza are so upset there's now a ceasefire in Gaza it almost makes you wonder if they had a different agenda this entire time...

[David Draiman 🟦🇺🇸🇮🇱✡️☮️ @davidmdraiman]

I’m not sure what’s more repulsive.

1. The assassination of @charliekirk11 (BDE) (RIP)
2. Those trying to justify it
3. Those trying to spin it as a “false flag” “Zionist” operation
4. Those cheering his murder because they disagreed with him

#CharlieKirk

[Cam Higby 🇺🇸 @camhigby]

Friendly reminder that endorsing or supporting a terrorist organization is a violation of visa and green card agreements and renders the recipient ineligible.

Mahmoud Khalil did exactly this when he distributed pamphlets from the Hamas media office and justified their actions.

[Geoff Keith @GeoffKeith]

@TRHLofficial No context on why they didn't achieve nukes in those timelines. This is what ignorant people do. Are you lying or just don't know all of the different operations that were carried out to stop them from getting nuclear weapons?

[Shirion Collective @ShirionOrg]

🚨 Australian Doctors Caught on Video Admitting Israelis Were Killed in Their Hospital

⚠️ Shocking Footage Shows Doctors Admitting to Murder

For heaven’s sake, please share this.

In a now-viral video, an Israeli joins a live chat, only to find himself face-to-face with two doctors in an Australian hospital.

One, wearing full scrubs, confirms he’s a doctor. The moment he realizes the person in the chat is Israeli, he and a woman in a keffiyeh—who appears to be another doctor or nurse—go off.

They don’t just rant. They don’t just spew hate. They outright say that Israelis who came to their hospital were killed.

🚨 This is an admission of murder inside a medical facility. And they said it on camera, with zero fear of consequences.

No Jewish organizations will step in to handle this.

This is criminal. This has to go straight to the Australian government.

🚨 If you care about human life—if you care about Jews, Israelis, or even basic medical ethics—this is your moment to act.

📞 Who to Contact:
•Australian Federal Police (AFP) – This must be investigated immediately: https://t.co/9QGrVKXvSR
•Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency (AHPRA) – File a complaint against these doctors: https://t.co/GlSrsYEvgR
•Medical Board of Australia – Ensure they are investigated and stripped of their licenses: https://t.co/N03KjNYNb3
•Department of Health and Aged Care – Report ethical violations in hospitals: 📞 1800 020 103
•Contact Form: https://t.co/oyrjHNB97E

Australian Government Must Investigate NOW.

@AlboMP @PeterDutton_MP @Mark_Butler_MP @AHMIAus @ausgov @TheRACP @SkyNewsAust @BBCWorld @guardian @timesofisrael @HonestReporting

If these doctors were lying, they need to lose their licenses. If they were telling the truth, this is one of the most horrifying admissions of medical abuse in history. Either way, they cannot be allowed to continue practicing medicine.

Thank you to @Anna11004221 for bringing this story to light.

⚠️ P.S. NEVER trust a medical “professional” in a keffiyeh!

[Geoff Keith @GeoffKeith]

NYE is when my wife puts on @cnn and we have to watch Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper flirt all night and pretend they're not cheating on their spouses with each other. #HappyNewYear

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

.@jordanbpeterson: “When people read the history of N×zi Germany, they always think they'd be Schindler. They never think they'd be the perpetrator… Did you watch people during Covid? Many were thrilled to inform on others to feel moral superiority.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The legacy media lied to you

[LibertyLense @libertyLense]

Joe Biden when he sees Kamala walking into the Whitehouse meeting room after losing the election.

#Trump2024 #Election2024 #Vote2024

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

CNN’s Dana Bash promised me and the American people that she would “definitely follow up on” my being added to the secret terror watch list Quiet Skies. She never did report on this political retaliation by the Harris Administration, because it would completely undermine their efforts to convince voters that dissenting voices will “have a seat at the table” if Kamala becomes president.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Worth forwarding this to friends & family

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Liam Neeson Criticized For Killing 31 Innocent Human Traffickers Just To Get Back One Hostage https://t.co/CxaWBJ6T42