Geoff Vass

Some sort of IT guy. As seen on television. Now with added MACS!

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

MSRC should make some PSAs for the Digital Crimes Unit where Mariska Hargitay breaks down some teenager’s bedroom door, expresses revulsion at the Torvalds posters and drags his punk ass away. Or SNL could do it.

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

Ruth Ann Buzzi

July 24, 1936 - May 1, 2025

Each day with love
and laughter —

Happily, ever after.

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

It should be in security.txt on their website

[Troy Hunt @troyhunt]

Anyone got a security contact at ISIS?

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

You’re lucky to get an ‘XL’ box. I remember when bass players were transported in Tesco bags

[Nick Beggs @NickBeggs]

Each morning they un pack me from the lorry.

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

@RedFiveModels @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray @FinleysTouch I feel like if you’re going to call something ‘Kitoff’ you should put more effort into explaining what it is, so people don’t make embarrassing mistakes

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

I know everybody is celebrating and everything but spare a thought for all those developers who now have to update the year in their code’s copyright banners #NewYear

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

#snl should do a bit about Steven Seagal in a remake of ‘John Wick’ and it’s just him standing still and easily deflecting dozens of trained assassins who just inexplicably fall over

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

If you can do your job by using Copilot to make presentation decks and then go on a picnic, your employer might wonder about the point of having you there in the first place

[Microsoft 365 @Microsoft365]

🌻 Using Microsoft Copilot for a quick PowerPoint draft so we can enjoy the outdoors? Yes, please. #AI #PowerPoint

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

A giant. Standup material from 70 years ago still pops. Probably the last link to an entire comedy epoch. Vale

[The Not Ready For Prime Time Project - SNL @NR4PTProject]

Another legend has passed. Words cannot do justice to who he was or what he meant to comedy. 3 Grammys, an Emmy, a Golden Globe, & decades of comedians who would try & steal his act. 2x host of SNL. Often imitated, never duplicated. There will only ever be one. RIP Bob Newhart

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

@HG2G_Covers For someone who went out of his not to experience it, he seems pretty sure of himself

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

That’s why I never bother to call

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Your 200 million greats grandmother would have been classified as a fish and might have gone well with Sauce Tartare and a dry white wine.

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

@palewine @EikoFried You’re assuming the Tasty axis is linear

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

Ruth Buzzi is a delight, as always

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

I've never minded posing for a picture with fans.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Bug Thread https://t.co/JPtW4D0KwS

[Kenny Everett @TheKennyEverett]

Here @TheKennyEverett talks about how Freddie Mercury was so unsure about the commercial success of Bohemian Rhapsody before its release due to its length, & reached out to Kenny for advice & support!

Kenny famously played it over and over again during one of his Capital shows.

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Rear Admiral Grace Hopper was born on this day in 1906.

She programmed the first computer.

Q: “How’d you know so much about computers?”

A: “I didn’t. It was the first one.”

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

@AdrianEdmondson Maybe they were confused because it’s ‘Eddie Monsoon’ not ‘Eddie Mondson’

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

@JulesHumphrys @JulianDutton1 The ginger mustache is absolutely historically accurate

[Simon Jones @Lebeourfcurt4in]

@almurray Cor, blimey - bionic plums!

[Geoff Vass @GeoffVass]

Whenever Santo wore a fake mustache, it never stayed on by itself

[Working Dog @workingdogprod]

It's been 20 years since the Jetlag Travel Series were first published and we've dug through the archives to find this clip of when the Minister for Tourism, Trade & Livestock of Molvanîa visited Bert Newton on Good Morning Australia 🐑