Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time. I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

And it's LIVE. Get cracking! You can enter or donate HERE!

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*then*

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Gladiator TWO THE SEQUEL. A review. It's like someone took the original movie. Crammed it into a shot gun the fired it into a pile of horse shit.

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@Horsa44 @AntonyRowntree @EdwardThorpe @CeriTho25683386 @DarmahFurcat @PaulHic80466580 Not your last

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@panzer I watched the entirety of Andor the Rogue one the the original trilogy over a week or so and forgot anything else was ever made and it was GLORIOUS

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@front_ukrainian What wars? It was 8 wars last week?

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

Watching Gladiator TWO THE SEQUEL. Seriously though, NOBODY asked for this shit. 🤣🤣🤣

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@Horsa44 @AntonyRowntree @CeriTho25683386 @DarmahFurcat @PaulHic80466580 I mean it's a lovely gift and kudos to her.....but of all the Sherman's she picked a revell? Do you get along well? 🤣

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@Nickleh @rentaquill But "TOME RAIDER" Tho.

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@recoverbritain No

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@ZiaYusufUK Talking shite there Zia

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@Magisfitty @wilson_dermfx @andyburnham Literally zero British people say dick was. It's not 1996 FFS 🤣🤣

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@Magisfitty @OneNeilPearson @5p1123 @thickcutsmoked @yesiknow1118 @andyburnham At this point I'm starting to think you don't understand what nonce actually means comrade 🤣🤣🤣

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@Magisfitty @andyburnham Ah the irony of this post 🤣 If you have a brain only vote for the leopards eating your face off party. 🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

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@DawnDawniew62 He's just some bloke tho isn't he. He's not an elected official so can't be held accountable for the bollocks he speaks. Anyone can speak well if they're just talking made up tosh. 🤣🤣

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@Hush_Kit Always reminded of the tornados and hawks Vs F14s where we lost day one, learned then spanked them for the rest of the week. 🤣🤣

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@moodyoe Haha. It's because I tried to write Pugkin

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

Stewards enquiry if my Daughter's pumping that she 100% made her self doesn't clean house at the school pumpkin competition 🤣🤣

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

The person who authorized the toilet paper in motorway services has obviously never had a shit in their life.

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@SkySportsPL Would have been given as hand ball any other game.

[Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) @RedFiveModels]

@KenWargames Lack of chips but otherwise GLORIOUS