jerry o’keefe

Bum bum be dum bum bum be dum bum

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Maybe making travel soccer even more expensive will help the US finally get good.

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

Unfortunately you need to pick based off one stat

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

There's now a big gap in the NL Cy Young race after a pair of interesting rules came into play

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

Home run derby should be today

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

@GODJ2 I think 2001-2010 Ichiro is being punished for 2011-2019 ichiro in this hypothetical. There’s not a team out there that wouldn’t properly rate his first decade

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

“It’s a hot one” - bobby tommy voice

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Dansby Swanson has 26 RBI in a 10-game span. The only players to do this in a 10-game span within a season since RBI became official in 1920:
Swanson in 2026
Joe DiMaggio in 1939
Jimmie Foxx in 1933
Lou Gehrig in 1931
Lou Gehrig in 1930
Mel Ott in 1929

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

@TrillBroDude It’s a one year minimum contract

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

Everything is a bell curve

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

All the hitters are WORSE. And somehow so are the pitchers, who are also definitely throwing slower? It’s tough to keep track. I’m sorry the best pitcher in the game isn’t throwing 87 to a 9 foot strike zone. Mariano Rivera should be in prison too

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

Famously bad players by WAR. Everyone is so stupid. These FOUR hall of famers wouldn’t be able to play today. Do you people hear yourselves

I do agree that you should judge defensive metrics from the past with a grain of salt

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

THANK YOU!!!!!
Where did the athletic ability go?
Clutch hitting in the 8th and 9th inning?
Starting pitching that goes 8 or 9 innings?
Base stealing-hell just good base running and SPEED?!?
Sac bunts-moving runners over late in a game?
Where’s Tony Gwynn? Rod Carew?
Wade Boggs? Ichiro?
Those guys wouldn’t exist in today’s ridiculous HR or K “launch angle” game!
The game has been dying with the youth of America for YEARS and now is losing the core fanbase as well with this ridiculous product we’ve had to digest for the last 7-10 years.
Bring back Small Ball and athleticism…this shit dreadful!!!

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

Everything was better back before I turned into an old bitch

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

Soto with a .975 ops while the rest of the team is dogshit “what if he’s the problem”

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Immediately after the story comes out that Juan Soto gets preferential treatment and is allowed to isolate from his own teammates, this happens. There’s bad looks and then there’s whatever the hell this is. Yikes.

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

Seeing a post like this after my entire timeline has been filled with nba analytics arguments is hysterical

[Fitzmagic13 @fitzmagic13]

So is Cam Thomas just out of the NBA completely after averaging 22+ back to back seasons?

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

My favorite uber driver bit is when they are floored you need to use all the seats they claim they have

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

Weird fit. How are two really good basketball players going to play together

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Trade summary, per @ShamsCharania:

Wolves get - LaMelo Ball, Josh Green
Hornets get - Naz Reid, 2033 unprotected first-round pick, 3 first-round pick swaps, 3 second-round picks

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

If overpaying Trae young means you won’t be able to afford to extend like….bilal coulibaly? Then it already paid for itself

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

No dirty Mountain Dew on flights is wild @AmericanAir

[Grant McAuley @grantmcauley]

The Dubble Bubble helmet looks good on Ozzie Albies, @AliMacRadio.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[jerry o’keefe @Geoff_Butts]

Feel like all snakes should be venomous, right?