Geoff de Guère

Armchair Prophet of Doom. I use this space to vent about anything and everything I feel the need to vent about. Occasional food porn.

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I've been thinking about this tweet all week; it's so true.

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@HeerJeet It was the smartest of times it was the dumbest of times.

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@Civixplorer @TerribleMaps What is going on on the border between Liguria and Emilia-Romagna?

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@notesnthemargin @GoingMedieval @Lady8Jane Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines [Roman Catholicism] To Be
https://t.co/AR2dU9cApV

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@IneffectiveMath Me watching ENG-RSA rugby semifinal just now (by the magic of PVR).

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Tchaikovsky, pfffft... @CBCAboutTime

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@mrpaddygilmore @jeremydenk Paging Herr Mahler

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@DanFmTo It was a common saying back in the eighties: "what's the difference between a terrorist and a freedom fighter? A freedom fighter is on our side."

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@ParkerMolloy

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@TheRealTwoDolla @spectatorindex Not Voting - 3

Butler (D-CA)
Durbin (D-IL)
Scott (R-SC)

[ https://t.co/JDnCcPZxjK ]

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Things like this almost make me wish Canada were part of the EU.

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@Bandit @WorldBollard @Yorrike Agreed. They should have used a #wankpanzer instead.

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@Alice_comfy @CanadianPolling @kylejhutton https://t.co/LT6phG7ukg

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@stephen200853 Votes simply don't stack like that. Look at any jurisdiction with preferential balloting, and you'll see what i mean. https://t.co/Dq77EyqCXo

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@NoLore @AirCanadaRouge Returning to Canada after several weeks in Europe:
https://t.co/XzdN8AaWUX

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Nothing says Canada to me more than flight attendant French.

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@MaryRob59944406 @hansmollman @petercardwell Congratulations, you are the #TwitterMainCharacter of the Day today. 😜

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“Je me souviens avoir écrit à ma bien-aimée ‘tesoro mio, voglio stare con te ora e per sempre’. Mais elle a répondu tout simplement ‘Flowers, scent, chocolates, silk dresses, jewellery’. Leser, ich habe sie geheiratet.”

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@toonsgowild A wizard did it?

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely.

[Polling Canada @CanadianPolling]

Polls close in 40 minutes!

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Archimedes Plutonium was right?!?? https://t.co/786ZyZSWD7

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Whoa.

The entire quantum Universe exists inside a single atom https://t.co/ixMitKNKm9

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@michaeldweiss @acoyne The resemblance is uncanny

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@robinhouston I've only encountered that pronunciation in Nova Scotia, so it would have guessed that it's a regionalism affecting at most New England and Atlantic Canada, ...but I could be wrong!