Geoff: almost 5’6”

Geoff the no-longer magnanimous.
Formerly known as Geoff the Magnanimous.

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How much of "Drive" is historically accurate?

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@kojimaicmatters @josefstoolin So you're afraid of a little scuffle but probably didn't wear a mask during the worst pandemic in history.

[stickfigureeight @stickfigureate]

absolute worst or absolute best comedian you’ve ever heard voice: “what’s wrong with asians voting?”

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@_Stocko_ Same

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Hefty Squaw Maiden

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@nealjclark1 I'm worried you'd try to sweep me off my feet

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Just learned what an erection is and gross

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what is your ETA

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Davinci did not say this

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

Leonardo da Vinci's greatest paragraph

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@kitten_beloved Peaty

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@alt1na1 Wait you're postpartum?

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As my assailant points is gun at me, eyes full of hatred, I remind him calmly, "guns don't kill people, people kill people so good luck shooting me to death"

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@slwlyfade2blk I could make a group chat where I just tell you things

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Did you take you spoonful of vasoline today anon?

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@Tyler2ONeil So we're trying to vilify SPLC for fighting racism no matter the cost?

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@fleshsimulator @stefan_arrr You realize that events like that are necessary to prove that white people are racist right?

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@elonmusk @NiohBerg Is it possible that having him in jail still teaches him and us a lesson about racism?

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@averykimball People ask me that one a lot

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@OrthodoxWario Thankfully everybody is weird.

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I do love that the small town Baptist sinner's prayer is basically the core of Greek Orthodox mystical praxis.

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Sarah Silverman: wait so you believe in God?!?!
Norm Macdonald: I mean, I'm trying

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@captive_dreamer @LokiJulianus Hopefully so he can run for president and finally fix our corrupt system