Geoff MacKay

Comedian. @REDBLACKS stadium host. “One Funny Thing” on @boomottawa. Founder and CEO of The Aggressive Good @goodaggressive

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

Dear @IKEACanada I wish I had access to a pair of scissors to cut this zip tie....
#ikea'svonderfulsenseofhumor

[Absolute Comedy OTT @AbsoluteOttawa]

6 shows this week #Ottawa! 6 chances to see our hilarious headliner @GeoffreyMacKay and MC @Jason_Blanchard. Shows Tue-Sun, all start at 8pm. There's limited seating so don't miss out!

GET YOUR TICKETS! 🎟 613-233-8000 or https://t.co/0HIodKUpAX

#comedy #ottawa #ottawacomedy

[David McGown @davidkmcgown]

This week my colleagues at @TNS_Canada launched the Canada Plastics Pact https://t.co/gkmibZXCqX to "Rethink the way we design, use, and reuse plastic packaging to realize a circular economy for plastic in Canada." A huge shout out to the over 40 business, gov't & NGO partners.

[OpenIDEO @OpenIDEO]

We are thrilled to share "Bringing Reusable Packaging Systems to Life", a new report released by @LoopFund in partnership with @IDEO. Explore lessons learned from the #NextGenCup reusable cup pilots and practical insights on scaling reuse models: https://t.co/eYS2YxoNX9

[Ottawa Fire Services @OttFire]

Ottawa Fire Services rope rescue technicians have rescued a man who fell down a rocky slope at Hog’s Back Falls. Patient is now in the care of @OttawaParamedic. #OttNews

[Ottawa Fire Services @OttFire]

Thinking of having a campfire this weekend? A burn permit is required to light any wood-burning fire outdoors (in a firepit or outdoor fireplace)
To confirm if you are eligible to obtain a permit visit https://t.co/juUyvULTVT (Most urban areas are not eligible for outside fires)

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

@juliepilat @AbsoluteOttawa @absolutecomedy @MadelnCanada @NHL @EdmontonOilers @cbcsports @TSN_Sports @Sportsnet @SportsCenter @KateBeirness At this point you guys should come and live in my guest room! We can quarantine and do each others makeup... I want mine done like like Bowie circa ‘73. Stay safe J Pizzle!

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

After months in Pandemica... Comedy is back! This whole time I thought “COVID” was a cute nickname hockey fans gave COnnor mcdaVID ... @AbsoluteOttawa @absolutecomedy @MadelnCanada #connormcdavid @NHL @EdmontonOilers @cbcsports @TSN_Sports @Sportsnet @SportsCenter @KateBeirness

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

With so many Covid outbreaks in the US, Canadians now view Americans the same way Trump supporters view Mexicans... “Don’t let ‘em into our country, they’re all diseased, build a wall!” @realDonaldTrump #COVIDCanada #buildawall @MadelnCanada @CanBorder @AbsoluteOttawa

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

This is toooo eerie............
#Coronavirusontario #covidottawa #canadalockdown #goveg #vegetarian @CBCOttawa #whatthehealth @purekitchenott #CoronavirusOutbreak @CBCNews @CTVNews

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

@hydroottawa Thanks @hydroottawa . I keep my house at a breezy 20 degrees in the winter to conserve energy.... but this is ridiculous. My house is slowly becoming my fridge...
#hydroottawaoutage

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

@hydroottawa Poor communication. People can’t sleep in their houses when there is no heat. Plans to sleep elsewhere have to be made... last minute information is unprofessional and inconsiderate to customers. Please pro- rate all affected homes on next bill with a 100$ credit.

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

America is a failed state. Gouging the vulnerable to make pharma company investors rich. I have never felt so lucky NOT to be American.. #diabetes @BernieSanders #burnpharmaindustryburn
https://t.co/WMaCGI2uBq

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Happy birthday to President Trump, who is a fucking piece of shit.

[James Corden @JKCorden]

I mean... sensational. Happy Sunday x

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

This week @AbsoluteOttawa is the bees knees. Just ask my hype man #jamesdean @boomottawa @Shopify @apt613 @REDBLACKS @Senators @CBCOttawa @ctvottawa @ottawacity @TimMorganBoom

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

Come to @AbsoluteOttawa this week. The lasagna is to die for... or from. @boomottawa @CBCOttawa @ctvottawa @Shopify @JustinTrudeau @ElectionsCan_E @ottawacity @TimMorganBoom @_HeatherRay @REDBLACKS @Senators @Ottawa67sHockey

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

To all Humans: come to @AbsoluteOttawa this week where I am headlining. You will laugh.
To all robots and narrow minded conservatives: Don’t come to @AbsoluteOttawa this week. Your circuitry is not designed for this. @boomottawa #standup @REDBLACKS

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I dislike the vast majority of you.

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

When you elect the Devil... he brings the Fire. @realDonaldTrump #CaliforniaFire #MalibuEvacuation @SarahKSilverman @pattonoswalt @DougStanhope @jimmykimmel #trumpsfault #savecalifornia @keithboykin #Rapture @UNFCCC @TheAtlantic @cnnbrk @CBCTheNational @FoxNews

[Geoff MacKay @GeoffreyMacKay]

Guutrasonic! New word. Copywrited by me. You will know it 20 years. Listen to One Funny Thing on @boomottawa this week @TimMorganBoom