George C. Gaskell ☿

Texan | Jury Trial Lawyer l For a Safer, Cleaner, Healthier Planet

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@_josephine0_ It’s missing color, flavor, and fiber.

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@PeachProof23 So, to solve this problem, ROTJ was made into a kid’s movie.

They took out the rape-baby storyline as to the origin of Luke (“Your dad’s best friend is your real dad because he raped your mom”) and replaced it with: “Anakin was so angry that he BECAME Darth Vader”

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@PeachProof23 The studio already thought Empire was too dark. It alienated fans. Action figure sales were declining.

ROTJ originally had a storyline that echoed the Arthur-Lancelot-Guinevere love triangle. Luke was either born of adultery or rape, by Anakin’s best friend. That was too much.

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@AshtonForbes Micro black hole!!

The gravity it generates is immense. I’m agnostic on the question of whether it literally teleports or just “falls” into the gravity well at extremely high velocity.

Because it’s gravity instead of propulsion, the plane and its occupants weren’t pulverized.

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@JSgian1 @VinnysCorner1 Came here to say this. Leaving satisfied.

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@_Qt_coo There’s always a low-IQ mouth-breathing fool on the sideline saying r*tarded things like, “Oh, yeah! Ya, boyee.”

Or a screaming woman. Same energy.

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@ReleGlo According to legend, he’s still limping to this day.

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@AshtonForbes Wait … a piston to add density? Have lasers and electromagnets not been invented in this timeline?

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@Babywwir Imposing collective guilt to justify collective punishment is a human rights violation, as recognized in article 33 of the Geneva Convention (version 4).

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@Breaking57 No badge. That’s a private security guard falsely pretending to be a certified peace officer.

Every post you make is 100% wrong. Impressive ratio.

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@Mappy6984 Is she single?

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@libsoftiktok I always knew it would take a lot for me to side with Marco Rubio, but here we are.

Bravo.

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@Breaking57 Section 38.02 of the Texas Penal Code only allows cops to compel ID upon arrest.

Police “lose” bodycam footage whenever it benefits them.

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@paul4jennii This is why I’ve said for years - acoustics, optics, and gravitics are the same discipline, just at different scales.

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@chefsevenn Husquvarna meat grinder, model No. 5. It has 3 different plates (which go under the cap on the end), to adjust the fineness.

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@OkieNan61 @GuntherEagleman OKC isn’t the dirtiest team in the league, but they give Miami a run for their money.

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@uscfan981 The best thing I can say about Michigan is that it’s the second-best state that’s in more than one piece, after Hawaii, which also sucks.

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@ThoughtsSending You’ve never spent any time learning about complexity, clearly.