George Scheftkens

VIFFL Senior Insider 🏈 | Veteran Tweaker 🐍 🥷 💴

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SPOTTED 📸 Former minority owner Bryan of team COACH BGAL was caught doing cone drills at Laurel Street in a Cam Skattebo jersey.

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💣 ‼️ Team Coors Light was spotted last night at Bennys. Locals say he was buying jagerbombs and trash cans for Keenan Allen.

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First Cowboys edit of the year dropped! #DC4L

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Larry Pen Thief says there’s a steal at 8 and would take the same guy at 3 per @Clarence_NFL

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 A “Doctor” has offered to buy GTA VI for VIFFL league members in an effort to gain support to overthrow Larry Pen Thief as commissioner. Deal includes other “extracurricular activities”.

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‼️ WR Ja’Marr Chase is not practicing today after he banged up his left knee yesterday. 👀 😮 ♿️

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@Clarence_NFL Just reporting on the VIFFL Clarence. Hope you find the help you need.

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Not a great look for the projected first overall pick…

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RUMOR: The Eynon Claw is projected to take Kyle Monangai with the third pick.

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BREAKING: The Anvils pick is in but the goon received misinformation. It is NOT George Pickens.

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Breaking 🚨 Coach BGAL has sent his goons to interrogate The Anvils at Planet Fitness over who the first pick will be.

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🚨 BREAKING🚨 Rumblin Bumblin Stumblin has rebranded to “The Anvils”.

No private equity involved.

Still family owned and operated like Jerry’s Cowboys.

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🚨 Jaxon Dart spotted with Lck my tait at the LLWS dippin dots stand.

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🚨 Unnamed VIFFL owners were also spotted in Ohio this weekend 🚨

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 49ers owner Jed York arrested in Ohio prostitution-related case.

Details: https://t.co/3GcCrpWfpy

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⚠️ CORRUPTION INVESTIGATION SUSPENDED ⚠️

Codename “Justen” has been reassigned to find the GTA VI Leaker.

No wrong-doing found from Rumblin Bumblin Stumblin owner.

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🚨BREAKING🚨 Biz has offered 3 of 4 ninja turtle action figures (Donatello missing) to the Eynon Claw to join them in an advisory role.

Going to be a packed front office if this gets approved. 😤

Must be approved by commissioner first.

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🚨 Updates from around the league 🚨

1. Pick 1 and 2 are not moving according to reports.

2. The Fund is still looking to move up in the draft.

3. Lck my Tait is trying to make illegal swaps.

4. Fatty Brisket is riding cardboard in Williamsport.

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Biz trying to re-enter the league through back-door deal, phishing scam, or private equity.

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“No Comment” from commissioner LarryPenThief on the recent under the table trade rumors.

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Lck my tait owner has mocked thousands of times using bizGPT and the results have been the same.