George Saltmer

Mostly just retweeting all sorts of things that’ll make you lol.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Jet2 holidays are protected by what?!

[. @jdpoc]

Clarkson, owned, 100%, by Victoria Derbyshire.

"Classic BBC ! Using ... er ... my own documented words. Bleedin' lefties quoting what I said, publicly ... Outrageous !"

[Our Rach @our_rach]

Happy 5th “it’s….Rebekah Vardy’s account” Anniversary to all who celebrate

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

I’m just going to say this whenever somebody does something wrong. Regardless of what their name is

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Reform have done so well. They've convinced a lot of people that their struggles in life are because a Somalian family have got some foodbank vouchers. What a world.

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Just took my 96 year old Nan to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box to get Lorraine Kelly to present her own show?” and everyone in the polling station cheered.

[harry @_hxrrybxtt]

i dunno i beg to differ

[ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ♥️👑 @JackDMurphy]

me: h-

everyone at school:

[george griffiths @georgegriffiths]

you would not find a pop act performing live with full choreo and heels at 7:44am on a weekday morning in 2024 and i think this is what’s wrong with pop music rn

[Ea-Nasir @alistaircoleman]

I once cancelled a Sky subscription.

[jack rooke 👋 @jackrooke]

me when im being a massive brat + my mum says “nan would’ve shouted at you right now”

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Me after listening to Kylie Minogue’s third single from X:

[Joel Birmingham @Joelbirmz12]

Karen I’ve got a cat with no pulse here

[Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26]

"FOR FUCK SAKE DORIS, THAT *WAS* KATE AT THE GARDEN CENTRE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, A FUCKING STOOL SAMPLE??"

[Alfie @AlfieS12]

Tell me Louis Walsh hasn't lost the plot. #CBBUK #CBB #BBUK

[lottie @l0ttiehall]

me when someone cancels plans #cbbuk https://t.co/fYPcDegwQ4