George The-Decent Dragon

Philosopher, vegan, chef, gardener, vegan, budding thespian. Decent sort, if I do say so myself. All tweets to be taken with a heart-stopping pinch of salt.

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

Greetings, Twitter-ers! I'm the star of 'The Chickpea Chronicles' @ChickpeaChron by @amateurishactor. Please express all disapproval through book sales: https://t.co/4Xhl4Zfgva #comedy #fantasy #satire #freeebook #comedicfantasy #BookRecommendations

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

NOTICE TO CATS/CAT OWNERS: Despite it being #InternationalCatDay, unfettered access to my veg patch will still NOT be provided #toxoplasmosis #ringworm #roundworm. Incidentally, anyone know when it's #InternationalDragonDay? #InternationalCatDay2026

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

Not happy with this St George day stuff - dragonism has no place in modern society... #prejudice #GiveMeAttention

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

Maybe climate change is real, maybe it's all a #ClimateScam - frankly, I DON'T CARE! I will live for today and won't financially cripple myself for something that might never happen. Anyone who's bothered can do their bit but FFS, leave the rest of us alone!

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

@amateurishactor Give them a break - they've gone through some pretty rigorous mental gymnastics to justify it!

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

Happy #StGeorgesDay! If you're worried about being called 'racist' for celebrating, just say it's in honour of yours truly! Admittedly I haven't been canonised yet (shot out of a few, mind) but my application is lodged and the decision pending...

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

Contractually-obliged social media endorsement... #fridayafternoon ##TheWeekendStartsWhen?
#comedy #satire #fantasy #freeebooks #freeebook

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

It's time for another Ask Dr Fred! #AskADoctor #DrFredIsNotADoctor #NeverWentToMedicalSchool NOT #MedicalAdvice #IfYouBelieveThisYouReallyDoNeedProfessionalHelp #health #wellness #healthyfood #fridayafternoon

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

He's a ruddy ray of sunshine, he really is... #saturdayvibes

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

I can't help you with price rises, wars, or wall to wall corruption, but hopefully I can make you smile... Free #comedy #fantasy #satire ebook! https://t.co/hwimS5fd7X
#freeebook #freeebooks

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

He's going to get struck off for this... #VeganMalpractice

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

It's time for another 'Ask Dr Fred'... #NaturalRemedies #NaturalMedicine #UnqualifiedMedicalAdvice #NotARealDoctor #NeverAttendedMedicalSchool #WhollyUnqualified #IWarnedYouSoYouCantSue #AskADoctor

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

@FarmerFredsWFS I literally cannot decide if that's a soup or a smoothie. Let's put it to the vote - Twitter, tell me - is it a soup or a smoothie? Or is it just #disgusting? (It IS beneath me, I do know that for certain) #fridayfeeling sick

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

NOTICE TO DOGS/DOG OWNERS: Despite it being #NationalPuppyDay, unfettered access to my front garden will still NOT be provided! #rabies #ringworm #roundworm
Incidentally, anyone know when it's #NationalDragonDay?
#InternationalPuppyDay

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

Also, it's National Awkward Moments Day - which is quite apt as I didn't mean to tag my employer in the previous tweet...! (Nevermind - he'll never find anyone else to work for the paltry sum I get so I think I'm safe) #FauxPasOnAFriday #nationalawkwardmomentsday

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

For the benefit of a certain person who is always on Twitter, today is #CompaniesThatCareDay - presumably the caring is supposed to extend beyond profit and to employee happiness / well-being?! #ShowYouCareWithAPayrise #ActionsNotTweets,
@FarmerFredsWFS

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

For the benefit of a certain person who is always on Twitter, today is #CompaniesThatCareDay - presumably the caring is supposed to extend beyond profit and to employee happiness / well-being?! #ShowYouCareWithAPayrise #ActionsNotTweets,
@FarmerFredsWFS

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

I do apologise about this, everyone - he's obviously really scarred by always being picked last at school sports... Still, it's no excuse to doubt my meat-less credentials #TrueToTheCause #NoMeatInMyBody

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

We've had a little conversation in the shop today about - surprise! - our #veganism; specifically, how long we've both been on the wagon.

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

Retweet as the fruit and veg wall still looks rather full (and incredibly ripe) and I should have gone home 10 minutes ago... PLEASE come and buy this stuff! #FridayAfternoon #TheWeekendStartsWhen? #SoupOrSmoothie

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

It's #fridayafternoon, it's an hour until closing so it must be time for another Soup And Smoothie special! #ItIsGoodForYou #healthfood #vegan # NoNeedToChew #FridayFeeling

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

@FarmerFredsWFS I'm going out on a limb and saying this is a soup. Also, do we really have to include the kiwis?

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

Obligatory retweet - I mean, I'd like to say my employment contract compelled me to do it, but since there isn't one (apparently, dragons don't benefit from employment law protections? Is this true? Any lawyers out there want to weigh in? People Town jurisdiction.)

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

#ORGANIC VEG: It might not look pretty or appetising but we know for a FACT* you can taste the difference - and that it's definitely, DEFINITELY worth the price uplift. Drop in today! #FuzzyFeelGoodGlow #NothingNaturalEverKilledAnyone #IfYouSayItEnoughItBecomesTrue

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

Can I eat all women today or only international ones? #internationalwomensday #InternationalWomensDay2022

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

It's National Poorfreading Day! (Not that I need it - when it comes to writing, my attention to detail is impeccable...) #NationalProofreadingDay

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

As you might imagine, I find this staggeringly offensive. Also, I’m very busy so if you are coming, you'd better be quick... (not feeling very appreciated on #employeeappreciationday)

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

It's #EmployeeAppreciationDay! Here at FF's we're always trying to doing our bit for the good of humanity. #TheRightThingToDo #SupportSmallBusinessesWhoSupportHumanity #ThankYouForMakingMeRich #BasicWage 1/4

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

@FarmerFredsWFS All 3 were equally good, vol 9 edged it by a nose - some phenomenal character description in there. I'd recommend to you but it's a little on the challenging side. I'm quite into horse-related historical fiction at the moment. #CantBeatANobleSteedBetweenYourLegs on #worldbookday

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

In honour of #Worldbookday (and because I always go on a Thursday), I had a trip to the library this morning. #AspirationalOuting #YobboFreeEnvironment #readingforpleasure #books #writing #words #letters