George Stolzenfeld

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but so far nobody has seen me and Batman together in the same room.

[George Stolzenfeld @George_Stolz]

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[George Stolzenfeld @George_Stolz]

Just a friendly reminder- the Movie “A Quiet Place” was based in 2020...

[ANIMAL COMPARISONS @animalsizes]

The average size of an adult raccoon is 3 feet. This means you would only need lay 1,478,400 raccoons end to end to cover the entire coastline of California.

[George Stolzenfeld @George_Stolz]

That’s a deal breaker...

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Would’ve been cool to see End Game tonight, but I’ll just wait for the spoilers...

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Best wave check yet

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@KatieKronewitte Noooooo

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Sorry... I just couldn’t help but pull it... I’ve been told I’m impulsive.

[not isaac @hades_wb]

woke up to my septum piercing being torn out of my face so that was suuuuper lit

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Pet Semetary

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Contraire to popular belief the Nazis didn’t retreat to the moon after WWII - they turned themselves into ducks...

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@mic_williamss @tim_cook @AppleSupport @Apple @AngelaAhrendts @pschiller

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@drewisdaman4 @kittykid8 @SodexoONU “You could just get back in line” @kittykid8 @LilyJarz @DemetriMorris @camwalker20

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(April 27th) Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans

[swervin merv @ratatooile]

EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor

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@Jzaucha15 @annazaucha Does that make @annazaucha the better twin?

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

This is the most important progressive movement in American history.

[George Stolzenfeld @George_Stolz]

PSA: You need to watch Letterkenny. Just one episode a day is proven to reduce Heart Disease, Depression, and Low Testosterone.

[George Stolzenfeld @George_Stolz]

@LiamPaschen @annazaucha @Jzaucha15 @ZacPeecher Facts

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@Jzaucha15 @ZacPeecher Hitting the slopes at 2:00 and the court at 3:00? @Jzaucha15