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are you bored yet

[g @Georgiemcb97]

You are not alone. You’re not weak if you need help. 💛

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of sheep” your mattress is on the floor

[josh🌴 @joshhbyrne]

If Italy beat us in the final I’ll never eat pasta again

[Høl @hollieegeorgiaa]

It’s mad because I don’t know one person my age who doesn’t want the vaccine, we are just waiting to actually be offered it

[JD @Jonny_Dodds]

Little Mix: Let’s get pregnant at the same time!

Jade Thirlwall:

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

god i hate my girlfriend

[Eleanor Margolis @EleanorMargolis]

You really have to respect the versatility of mint. Good in cocktails, chocolate, with meat, in ice cream, as tea. Just at home in a salad as it is in a cigarette. A whole genre of sweets that are just called “mints”. And it’s the only mainstream toothpaste flavour. Insane herb.

[Lauren Dudley📸 @Lauren9Dudley]

Do we want to talk about the contraceptive pill having a higher potential blood clot rate than the AstraZeneca vaccine?

Or are we too tired?

[matilda @muhtilda]

A girl “giving in” after saying no 10 times is NOT consent.

[lucy 🇵🇸🍉 @xlucymoorex]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

[Alice @RationalBlonde]

hear me out—instead of Meghan, we interview prince Andrew. and instead of Oprah, it’s the police

[Aidan @aidantaylor02]

everyone gangsta until slipping through my fingers comes on

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

"The Wembley lasagne will be removed in time for the Carabao Cup final in April"

[Idunno @oksheesh]

When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin, when I saw him after my grandpa's funeral. A fucking heads up would have been nice.

[italians mad at food @ItalianComments]

same thing

[hey stephen ❤️‍🔥 @heystephencpa]

It’s always “wyd” and never “rtmswcbaibwatltdirybtpaibtpialsbjsy”