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[matilda @muhtilda]

snow day!

[matilda @muhtilda]

selling 2 grand circle row A tickets for Rex Orange County on Wednesday 19th Feb… less than face value - DM me

[chase @_chase_____]

watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

I wish I was “frugal” I really, truly do I just simply have zero mental opposition to spending $20 on a burger and fries from five guys. I think it’s fine if an event charges $10 to park. I don’t care if I “have something at home” if I see a little treat that I want that would make me smile I’m gonna buy it. If we’re going to be on this floating rock while we watch historic event after historic event absolutely annihilate any hope we had of a peaceful and prosperous life, I’m going to spend the random money I have on silly little things that make my days even one percentage point better. I’m not getting out of this alive and I’m not taking my bank account with me to the void.

[m @heymollythemaid]

Could be anything babe…huge cash loss/ baby on the way / his friend dying or he’s getting married on the weekend.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

Can I make it any more obvious.

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Not to victim blame but if cat no want be held like baby then why baby sized

[skates 🛼 @mongo_lassi]

at some point girls see this quote and it changes the trajectory of their life

[hol🪩⛓️ @xh0lly86_]

death to everyone who gets 2 weeks off at christmas and new year

[lewys @lookingforlewys]

my least favourite activity is standing, hate it! if there is a seat, i will be sat!

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Me trying so hard to not tell someone they have the same name as my dead dog

[Daniel @dadogeking]

There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version

[Liv @_1ivvi]

girl maths is that buying something using a refund is basically free, boy maths is saying that 5’9 is 5’11 with shoes on which is basically 6’0

[🌪Anayka🌪 @anaykashe]

No one has ever said “ damn, there are too many girls here” there’s never enough girls. But there is always too many men. Think about it. Any place that has too many men, sucks.sausage party. Men don’t even wanna go where there’s too many men.

[Strut Safe @StrutSafe]

Walking alone? Call us.

Fridays and Saturdays 7pm-3am
Sundays 7pm-1am

[bobby @bobby]

you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.