Gerri Owens

A goal is just a dream with a deadline.

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When #Kentucky has a better record than #Alabama

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@FunnyVines Is the jersey in the courtroom today?

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@tammy_gann4565 Who said that?! 😳

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@XplodingUnicorn The only logical next step

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@elpatpatterson

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Its been a while since I've watched #GreysAnatomy but I just finished the episode where George joins the army. I know my heart is not prepared for whats coming #007

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So I thought I'd use my return to Twitter to pose this #GreysAnatomy question. When Dr Hahn flips her lid when she find out Izzie was the dr responsible for Hahns heart patient fiasco did she never question why the clinic was called the Denny Duquette memorial clinic before this?

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Dudes on #secnetwork talking about taking a road trip to @BigEdsPizza 👍👍👍

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These Georgia players are excessively rough. #GoVols

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@marykloftus your girls

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What kind of sandwich do you want?

9-year-old: Ice cream.

Me: Try again.

9: I got it right the first time.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

9-year-old: Why do we have to dress up for church?

Me: To show God we have our act together.

9: But he knows we're lying.

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@ericstonestreet My very favorite episode of the show

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@blakeshelton @NBCTheVoice @kellyclarkson seems like she would be an actual down to earth fun person to hang out with.

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@parksandrecnbc I love seeing Monalisa in other stuff. Like shes a totally delightful real person but you're waiting on her to be obnoxious.

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Probably one of my favorite scenes when they are saying his name for Leslie's Ad

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@AngelaKinsey @creedbratton I love that he calls you pumpkin ❤

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@morecowbell3290 Can I do the playlist 😈

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@dmmkr Would be a killer day for the average contestant

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My husband invited some of those religious folks that come door to do to come over this evening 🤦‍♀️ let's see how this plays out

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How is it that Chip and Joanna on #fixerupper can redo a home inside and out top to bottom for $65k and the chick on #loveitorlistit can only tear down a wall and get a kitchen and bedroom done for $120k ? Fixer Upper > love it or list it