Mark Murphy

Retired Club Pro and Deadhead

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

@Clam_Fan Just Magic

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

HELP

[🎸 @luiscalleo]

The first rock album I bought was ______.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

By David Abbruzzes:

This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."

Very well stated.

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

Russ Francis

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Age yourself by naming an NFL tight end you grew up watching.

I’ll start: Antonio Gates.

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

Go Scotty go

[Scott McCarron @ScottMccarron]

Last Chemotherapy 🙏

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

@JackLinFLL Coming in hot

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

@NUCLRGOLF Got to hurt

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

@TruthFairy131 He sure does

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

15 for me

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

Bad idea

[Jake Gadon @JakeGadon_TV]

HORNET STADIUM TO CAL EXPO?

Almost a year ago, @sacstate announced a new on-campus stadium project to renovate Hornet Stadium

@SacHornetsFB is calling an audbile, and may to turn to Cal Expo (@CAStateFair) and play at the Horse Racing Track that has since been abondend after thoroughbred horse racing was suspended in March (Horse Track takes up 25% of Cal Expo)

Talks, from both sides, are in the preliminary stages

@CBSSacramento

[Wharfrat @JamesHo03148924]

https://t.co/zqY39k0uRC
Do you remember?
Hearts were too cold
Seasons have frozen us into our souls
Passenger don't you hear me!

[G⭕️4️⃣A🚴🏻RIDE @CarRide18]

On #ValentinesDay I thought it would be appropriate to call out the longest enduring abusive relationship I’ve ever willingly participated in…so Happy Valentines Day @Ticketmaster you fucking assholes.

[Eric @real_longfellow]

@BobWeir @taylorswift13 @RecordingAcad Trav in trouble. I know this man's number one occupation

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

Go Kings!

[Wharfrat @JamesHo03148924]

2 good games tonight..
Time to settle in..
Always mixed emotions when my @warriors play my @SacramentoKings. Both Nor-Cal teams, grew up a Warriors fan living in Sacramento 60s, 70s then my hometown actually got a pro team so I loved the Kings too..
#LightTheBeam #DubNation #NBA

[John M Sullivan @WineProSully]

2/2 I was informed of the passing of Dewsweeper Gerald Ortner, DDS. Creighton University Grad - Family man - awesome golfer (two, yes two, holes-in-one in a 7 day stretch) on his two home courses at Rancho Murieta. Taken too early, but a blessed life nonetheless. @wineprosully

[Mark Murphy @mkhmurf]

Happy Birthday Woody

[paw ✌️(⚡️);} @pawhite]

Notice that Giannas gets more than 3 steps? A lot. #NBA