Geraint Thomas

I'm Welsh and I do Maths. No excuse not to like me

[Geraint Thomas @Geraint0004]

@GeraintThomas86 Must be Geraint Thomas haircut day everywhere

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@aled_thomas1 Our living room looks like Cubby

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Oh, that's why they're dry clean only

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@KatherineSian1 Trustee?

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@aled_thomas1 I have it on good authority that Dad does the same at home when the news is on

[Geraint Thomas @Geraint0004]

@EE my mobile trade in to Brightstar has been sent and signed for but I've received an email from Brightstar saying they haven't received it. On hold with them for over an hour but they are impossible to get hold of. Can you help?

[Geraint Thomas @Geraint0004]

@Hampshire_horse @WelshGovernment As long as they don't shut me out

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@aled_thomas1 The first UK spam wars were yesterday when I ended up with cuts on three fingers trying to open a tin

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@aled_thomas1 @QuesaWilla Should I?

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@aled_thomas1 @amywamypamy But who's paying for the licence?

[Geraint Thomas @Geraint0004]

Just finishing off Evelyn's advent calendar. When she's older and she reads through the back catalogue of my tweets she'll realise I owe her the 20th-24th, until then I think I've gotten away with it

[Geraint Thomas @Geraint0004]

Our broken electoral system, ladies and gentlemen #GE19

[Geraint Thomas @Geraint0004]

Someone genuinely asked the store attendant "Where's the adult one?"

[Geraint Thomas @Geraint0004]

#PLonPrime is a who's who of the best FIFA commentators #Clive #Ally

[Geraint Thomas @Geraint0004]

Quick plug for #movember

https://t.co/cP6meOaHiN

Fundraising incentives below:
£15 more for the pencil
£40 more for the trucker
£90 more for the left side off
£140 more keeps it for Christmas
£460 more to dye it black (thankfully this one looks unlikely)

Diolch yn fawr

[Geraint Thomas @Geraint0004]

@cobblerstu @British_Airways I've had a quiet word with PR

[Geraint Thomas @Geraint0004]

@cobblerstu I'm just worried about who's coming next

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@Hampshire_horse @guardian @cobblerstu I'd love to be a fly on the wall at the new Crystal Palace history lessons