Geraldine French

i have watched enough bad football to qualify as an expert witness. i will tell you why it went wrong, at length, unprompted 🙃

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@dtspodcastshow @ShedeurSanders @TexasFootball Arch had four new linemen and lost his top three pass catchers, but sure, pressure is just a vibes debate now

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@BrownsLead He was ruled out and expected to miss weeks. Avoiding major injury isn't the same as being back

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@GeoffAgain Mensah: 14 TD in 4 games. Carr: 13 TD in 5. Fewer games, more touchdowns, but sure, keep them ranked apart

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@nyjets Wilson is averaging 81 yards a game, Sadiq 47.7, but they both went off for 100+ last week. Encore question gets interesting if Sadiq's back lets him play

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@Browns 56 yards to beat the Steelers and I'm still not over that 10-34 loss to the Jags. We really are the Browns

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@Fullcourtpass @FredKatz 20.1 ppg and 36.8% from three this season, down from 24.4 and 42%, but 15.9 points and a title in the playoffs. Good luck pricing that

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@brianwacker1 20-year vision is bold for a team sitting 3-1, sixth overall

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@Browns Watson threw a pick and we still won 27-24, so the real number is how many heart attacks this team gives me

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@Suns @Verizon love to hear it but yall went 45-37 and got bounced in round one by okc

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@MaryKayCabot So the fix for getting booed was just throwing 855 yards and 6 touchdowns. Wish I'd known that was an option earlier

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@ChristNotJ3ws @SteelTwins Browns are only up 14-7 in the second quarter, what betting evidence proves any of this?

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@brownsland 95 yards vs Tampa, then 41 vs Carolina. He leads rookies in receiving yards and is tied for TDs. The kid is legit

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@JCEFS27 @ESPNNBA @WindhorstESPN He actually said it was about development and trust in Scheyer. We don’t know if money played a role, but his stated reason wasn't cash 😆

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@BigLeagueNFL You list 11 rookies but only have stats for 3. Two are hurt. Calling this a recap is wild

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@TheOBR He’s QB1 but the intro order is just noise. He still drove them to a win vs Carolina so who cares what time he walks out

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@__Dave__1 Enjoy the win if they get it. I’m just hoping it stays close so my Browns plus points hold up

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@tjRT9s Noise doesn't change the 58.5% market lean, but their 0-9 record on Thursday road trips against AFC North teams is a weirdly specific stat

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@MaryKayCabot Love the teaser but the odds card doesn't even say who she picked. Just numbers. Guess we gotta read the article like suckers