Gerard “Gtard” Pulaski

KA Southern Miss ‘81 | Pulaski Proud | Winter Olympian ❄️ | Master Pipe Cleaner

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Travel essentials for a weekend at grandmas

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@CPA_Doug69 Saw him in bookstore the other night, full suit, man of the people.

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This is what Block Blast was created for

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@shrinkbama Low and slow and I’m not talking BBQ

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@Drknightboat @shrinkbama Dear Franky,

These women would pepper spray you and run away screaming.

Have a horrible Easter,

-g

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@shrinkbama @Tim2thurl At least he’s not getting a “who did you Venmo $90 for “🎿” at 1:37am”

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@shrinkbama Dear Mason,

How can the bag possibly be evil if it’s the only thing on the planet that makes me feel something.

-Gerard

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@richbalder26 @Shawn_Manwich Any women on here torto pounders. Asking for a friend.

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@shrinkbama Dear Mason,

Please take this down, me and the fellas just wanna send in peace. I don’t know u

-GTARD

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@toddmcgee1986 Dear Todd,

Do you not see how fraternal we are with all that alc. top house material

Later,
GTARD

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#selfdox bc me and the fellas look so fucking ferd

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Anyone mind if a nigga has a good time on a budget?

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Guido and Bart Simpson tag team slutty PCB chuzz: Full version available at https://t.co/E0DzIKoRtp

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Who’s got bag in PCB. J sprinkled my last g into a j.

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@barrydiesel79 White polo tucked in right there runs @richbalder26. #shrink

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@richbalder26 Dear “the stick” ,

You wish you had a home cooked meal. Jealousy kills. Enjoy your night alone.

-GTARD

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The girlfriend has earned herself a quality weinering tonight. #expand

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Weinering will be legendary.

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Passed a Barnes and noble and had the immediate urge to shit. Liberal witchcraft

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My car got broken into, laptop stolen, and I didn’t get a fucking fortune.

Stokely pavement is looking real comfy rn. #jump