Geretta

The inventor of the knock knock joke really deserves a no-bell prize.

[Geretta @GerettaYo]

@AskTSA I just purchased a NuFace mini device that has a lithium ion battery. Am I allowed to bring this product in my carry on? Thanks!!

[chad garland @chadgarland]

It’s kind of amazing to me, as an Illinois native, that Caterpillar is like a trendy brand selling sportswear and luggage at the Dubai Mall. (Also at Family Mall in Irbil, Iraq.) I haven’t been to a U.S. mall in ages. Is it like this there?

[Geretta @GerettaYo]

Ran 4 miles... ate a bag of knock off Oreos. Because life is about balance. ⚖️ #NewYearNewMe #PrettySureIveGotThisResolutionThingWrong #Hashtag

[Geretta @GerettaYo]

@chadgarland Specify which zippers...

[chad garland @chadgarland]

Midnight chow at Dragon DFAC on Bagram. I didn’t want the corn dog, it just reminded me of @GerettaYo and gave me a reason to tag her.

[Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes]

“At Yokota Air Base, there’s not reindeer or sleigh; Santa dropping presents from a C-130J.” https://t.co/bIkwrGrBco

[Geretta @GerettaYo]

Ditto ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/3VZr6kLRaT

[chad garland @chadgarland]

@UnacceptableOne @sgtjanedoe Yep. That’s why I was happy to find the guys I helped start @IlliniVets. College would’ve sucked without folks like @MatJAuthor, @JohnnyWatts2 and @GerettaYo.

[chad garland @chadgarland]

This happened.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

–30–

[Chez Veterans Center @CVCatIllinois]

Welcome back to Patty Starks, who's home from an overseas deployment to finish her MSW @UofISocialWork w/internship @VeteransHealth Danville

[Geretta @GerettaYo]

"How'd you hurt yourself?"

"Oh, just your typical alcohol fueled game of musical chairs."

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Let's have some fun this weekend.

[Geretta @GerettaYo]

Congratulations, friend!!! 💪🏽🏆🥇 https://t.co/dvnnbTULZ6

[chad garland @chadgarland]

Look who's shamelessly taking a picture of his reflection in the employee of the quarter plaque that just got rehung.

[Geretta @GerettaYo]

@overdesigned You honor him well. So sorry for your loss. https://t.co/kXDLxpUihw

[chad garland @chadgarland]

I see you out there @GerettaYo.

[Geretta @GerettaYo]

When did inviting friends over prompt convo about the need to put on pants? Wear them. Don't wear them. Just drink & hula hoop with me.

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

There is nothing that Serena Williams can't do.

[Kid President @iamkidpresident]

Some of the best and most important things you'll ever do will never be seen by people. Do them anyway.

[Geretta @GerettaYo]

Apparently this is the type of Monday where you need to take Pre-Workout just to mow the yard. #Fitspo #IJustRealizedWhatFitspoMeant #HaHa