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[ger @GericaMorgan]

Just want to remind you all that’s there is a good possibility you love someone who has had an abortion, & you might not even know about it 🥰💕

[shadon @pvrekhs]

they better have a movie night segment of zach being a messy gossip waiting in the wings i’m tired of him going unscathed

[aniya stan page @hisprivatestory]

Two dumb bitches telling each other exactly

[v 🖤 @veespasms]

one of the ickiest parts to me is that kc clearly thinks aniya isn’t really exploring in casa and he’s so excited to bring a girl back to hurt her feelings because no one stood at his door 3 weeks ago. a fucking loser.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Trader Joe’s planning meeting:

“Ok, so it’s like a grocery store, but just the snacks.”

“I love it! Now put it in the busiest parking lot in every city in America.”

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[jezz @JezziiB]

“The government doesn't owe you anything!”
Buddy, I pay taxes.
The government damn well owes me a LOT.

[໊ @soysabil]

“get out of your head” okay but where else am i supposed to go

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

not only is it not Friday, its not even Thursday

[iz 🪽🍀 @doyoiz]

guys give yourself a pat on the back for surviving april cause why was that the worst month ever

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

Do I care? Yes. Will it keep me up tonight while I'm trying to fall asleep? Yes. But am I going to worry about this for the next month? Also yes

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

let’s fucking get that damn spark back.

[iza @izamamaa]

I feel bad for anyone who never got to experience the pure chaos and joy of being a One Direction fan during that era.

[masha @masha_slp]

This year has been an absolute razor scooter to the ankles I’ll tell you what

[McNasty @McNasty]

why is no energy drink company making uncaffienated drinks??? i wanna drink 10 alani's a day without dying.

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[astrid ❤️‍🩹 @defnotastridd]

my parents: “who sold the house?”
me at justin bieber’s swag tour:

[Zion @zionszzn]

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay.” But it’s every damn week😭😭