Germanicus

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

@HerrArminius Your lucky I wasnt at Teutoberg. Captured your wife and destroyed your armies tho #revenge #gotyogirl

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

@Imperator27BC took care of those pesky Germans for ya. Would have appreciated some help tho #lazy #bestgeneralintheworld

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

It's okay if I die, I get the last laugh since you all get to deal with my descendants Caligula and Nero #suckstosuck #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Almost emperor, part of coliseum named after me, worshipped as living god by some, and dominator of the Germans. #prettygoodlife #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

...and giving pump-up speeches so righteous that even guys like Cicero and Suetonius had brain-boners for him." #ANCS350 #smarterthenyou

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

"As a young man, Germanicus was known for being obscenely intelligent, writing a bunch of crazy shit like poems about astronomy..." #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Nero Claudius Drusus or Tiberius Claudius Nero? Which was my name? Idc cuz Germanicus sounds better anyway #badass #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Perfectly sums up my life #ANCS350 http://t.co/Dmd9igjCuu

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

I was Quaestor at age 20 (five years before minimum age) and Consul of Rome by 25 #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

I'm the last man not a sitting emporer to have a triumph #FunFact #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

I personally had to quell a rebellion in my name to make me emperor #likeaboss #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Pretty sure proconsul Piso is trying to kill me #comegetsome #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Emperor sent me to Asia as punishment, just gonna take wreck armies here too #toogood #Bestgeneral #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Captured Arminius wife, she sleeping in my bedchamber #pimp #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Recovered 2 of 3 lost eagle standards in Germania # incompetentgenerals #BestInTheWorld #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Uncle Augustus wanted me to be emperor, but his wife Livia changed his mind #whipped #hag #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Had nine children and was a grandfather to another emperor #toomanykids #fml #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Have 2 emprerors in the family: Augustus and Claudius #shouldabeenme #ANCS350

[Germanicus @Germanicus19BC]

Sent to Germania to kill some rebel tribesmen. Crushed Arminius and his tribes for good. #toocold #revengeforTeutoburg #ANCS350