MrElkhorn.skai

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[MrElkhorn.skai @GeroniNO37101]

@ZssBecker Fantasy: Malazan series
Progression: He who fights with monsters
Sci-Fi: Everything by Peter F Hamilton

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[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Schools really need to remember that PARENTS are still the ultimate authority over their own children.

If I decide my child is staying home, going on a trip, taking a mental break, or simply needs time away from school… then that IS an excused absence because I excused it. I don’t need validation from a doctor, attendance officer, superintendent, or anybody else to parent MY child.

And let’s be real… some of y’all are way too comfortable acting like kids belong more to the school system than to their own families.

My child is not a robot programmed to wake up every morning and perform on command because the state says so. Childhood is short, and I’m not handing over all of my child’s most important years to a system that thinks perfect attendance matters more than real life, family time, mental health, or experiences outside a classroom.

If I want my child home for a week, send the work. If that’s a problem, I’ll homeschool and teach them myself. Reading, writing, math — none of that is impossible without a school building.

And before people start with “they need structure” — structure starts at HOME, not in a classroom.

Don’t send me threatening attendance letters like you have more authority over my child than I do. The school does NOT dictate my child’s life or schedule.

My kids are on MY schedule. Not yours.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Welp...

Good job selling all your coins at the bottom before the biggest bull in history.

Hope you had fun being all negative and gross.

Now enjoy having to work at best buy for the next 20 years. Ow.

[MrElkhorn.skai @GeroniNO37101]

@ZssBecker Physical books, read the Malazan series and the accompanying novels by Ian Esslemont.

Audiobooks, listen to He Who Fights With Monsters and The Ripple System. Ripple System will make you want to play Wow again

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

solo dates hacks every man should try, at least once every year

1. take yourself to the cinema alone. buy popcorn. pick a seat you actually want. laugh, cry if you need to. no one talking to you. just you and the movie.

2. go to a cafe on a weekday. order a drink and a small pastry. sir by the window and face your phone down for a bit. watch people going to work, students rushing, cars passing, birds singing, children playing, just life moving in that pace.

3. book a nice but affordable hotel in your city. pack a small overnight bag like you're traveling. order room service or buy food on the way. take a long cold shower, wear your robe, lie on the bed and do nothing if you want. journal, watch a movie, listen to a relaxing music, sleep in clean white sheets and covers with the ac on.

4. take yourself on a saturday breakfast. wake up early, shower, wear something cute. go somewhere that serves breakfast. sit there, and order something nice. enjoy your meal, take some selfies even if you not photogenic.

5. enjoy yourself man. come on, you deserve it. you need it.

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buena suerte 👍

[MrElkhorn.skai @GeroniNO37101]

@ZssBecker Yeah, but you're already a millionaire so it's more like

[MrElkhorn.skai @GeroniNO37101]

@GamewithDave Liero. It was a Worms-like game but not turn-based. You had an arsenal of weapons to choose from and could dial up the blood and explosions to the extreme.

You could save the game file to a floppy disc and play anywhere. Cram in together on the keyboard and boom, multiplayer.

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[MrElkhorn.skai @GeroniNO37101]

@thekevinburch Mate I'm on day 2 of kids with ice cream for breakfast, gotta love Easter time. But this is definitely not an every day thing.

Either you're a good troll, in which case 👏 otherwise check in somewhere for some screw tightening

[MrElkhorn.skai @GeroniNO37101]

@thekevinburch Why stop at breakfast? Make every meal an ice cream extravaganza!

[MrElkhorn.skai @GeroniNO37101]

@ZssBecker Malazan series by Stephen Erikson. Give up your business stuff as well, you'll need all 24 hours in the day to get thru them

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[MrElkhorn.skai @GeroniNO37101]

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[MrElkhorn.skai @GeroniNO37101]

@hooeem Everyone has headphones on at the gym. Let em rip, no one can hear you anyway

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[Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA]

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding

She did chores all week so I owe her $10

I hand her $7

> this isn't $10

"right, I withheld the rest"

> what does that mean

"I kept $3 of your money"

> but it's my money

"It was your money"

> what are you even doing with it?

"Funding household infrastructure"

> what

"The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out"

> you're charging me for the hallway

"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure"

> you're my dad. you're supposed to---

"I'm also your government"

> what if I don't want to pay for the hallway

"Then I can't guarantee the hallway"

> it's a hallway. It's already there

"For now"

She asks what else the $3 covers

"Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance"

> dispute resolution?

"When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded"

> that's just parenting

"That's the Department of Justice"

> what about meals. You already feed me

"That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies"

> I'm your daughter

"Which is why you're currently enrolled"

She wants to see where the money goes

I tell her that would require a FOIA request

> what's that

"A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks"

> 6 weeks to see where my $3 went?

"Could be longer. We're understaffed"

> there's two of you

She asks how she gets any of it back

"It's already spent"

> you spent my money already?

"We had a budget shortfall"

> you just took it 20 seconds ago

"And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out"

> so I'm not getting it back

"I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund"

> of my own money

"Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made"

> you know how much I made. You paid me

"Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you"

> so you already know the answer

"The point is compliance"

She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong

"Penalty"

> from the money I don't have because you already spent it?

"We could set up a payment plan"

> I'm 8

"Monthly installments. Very manageable"

> you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me

"Now you're getting it"

> I want to talk to mom

"Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here"

She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion

Slammed the door

That's my little citizen

I've never been more proud

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[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Took a girl home last night, after a few drinks at mine, we went upstairs, and while we were stripp!ng off.

A voice came from the bed and said, "I hope that's not that fat one from last week"

The girl said, " What the fuck was that?"

I said, “Its that bastard memory foam mattress”.