I B

It better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It really doesn’t

[I B @GerrKong]

@liamgallagher ❤️❤️🤣🤣

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I just messaged Noel Gallagher, Hi Noel, bet you had a terrible weekend, what with Rodri leaving and then the 3-0 humbling bat the hands of Arsenal in the Community Shield.

He replied, Yes James, I’m angry.

I replied, Don’t look back in anger, Noel.

He replied, Ok James, very funny.

I replied, You’ve got to Roll with it.

He replied, Ok James, leave it now.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I just messaged Gary Neville, Hi Gary, with just 4 days to go until the 2026/27 Premier League season starts, do you think Manchester United are ready to start the?

He replied, You already know the answer to this, James.

I replied, Are you worried the club is going to put all their effort into signing Myles Lewis-Skelly when the whole world knows he has no interest in leaving Arsenal?

He replied, Ok James, NOT NOW.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

They are terrified of what will happen when the Reform supporters realise the truth about Farage, and switch their votes to the Restore party

Because Rupert Lowe will never let failed Tories have a second go at corruption and incompetence

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

As you know, I do not condone leaked Deadpool-related footage so here is the D23 video. #security

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Muhammad Ali dodges 21 punches in 10 seconds (1977)

[David Icke @davidicke]

So where are 'squat toilets' the norm? 'Asian countries, including China, India, Indonesia, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Malaysia, Myanmar, Iran and Iraq. They are also found in Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand, Singapore, and throughout Africa. They are are especially common in Muslim countries like Morocco, Tunisia, and Algeria.'
https://t.co/uC3A8PxNBT

[Bob For A Full Brexit @boblister_poole]

IMAGINE IF SHE WAS WHITE-ENGLISH: Portsmouth Council ‘Worker’ STEALS Nearly £73,000 from Taxpayers - Suspended Sentence & Zero Accountability!
Amirun Begum, 49, of Sheffield Road, Fratton, worked in Portsmouth City Council’s HOUSING OFFICE accountancy department! Not Jailed!!

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

This IceMan is super cool. Make him famous

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Things that were never going to happen:

- Arsenal signing Vini Jr.
- Me going a whole day without a Ribena.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I just messaged Alan Shearer, What’s going on at Newcastle, Alan?

He replied, Ah James, feels like a bit of a mess.

I replied, Yes, it’s a mess, selling Gordon must have hurt.

He replied, Aye I liked Gordon.

I replied, Selling Tonali must have hurt.

He replied, Ouch, yes another one.

I replied, Selling Bruno Guimaraes must have hurt.

He replied, Ok thanks James, nice chatting.

I replied, And what about last year, selling Elliot Anderson so cheaply must have hurt.

He hasn’t replied yet, maybe he lost signal.

[MILAN DEPRÊ @milandepree]

Ver Maldini chorando no funeral de Franco Baresi é entender que algumas conexões vão muito além do futebol.

Juntos, formaram a maior dupla de defensores da história. Os títulos impressionam, mas a amizade, a liderança e o amor ao Milan os tornaram imortais.

Baresi eterno ♾️

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

AC Milan fans had one last message for their legendary captain Franco Baresi at his funeral ❤️👏

[Crypto roundhouse @Roundhouscowboy]

@kirawontmiss I would suggest that Congress and the Senate should also be required to wear suits of this nature with their sponsors clearly labeled

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Jeremy Clarkson has been refused permission to sell food he grew himself, twice. In the same window, central government overruled a Lincolnshire council to put solar panels across 1,214 hectares of grazing land, an area the size of Heathrow.

Run the two columns side by side, because the pattern is the whole story.

He asked to open a restaurant in his own lambing shed. Refused.

He asked for a car park for the people already blocking the lane. Refused.

He asked to sell food produced more than sixteen miles away. Capped at sixteen.

He asked for a barn to store his own harvest, so he would not have to sell at whatever price August offered. Full application required.

He asked about the restaurant again. Enforcement notice, and six weeks judged ample to put the building back as it was.

Now the other column.

Had he covered those same fields in solar panels, the council could have refused and been overruled from Whitehall, as Lincolnshire was in October 2025.

Had he grown maize to feed an anaerobic digester, nobody would have written to anybody.

Had he taken £532 a hectare from Defra to grow a legume fallow, he would have been paid to leave a crop standing that may not be harvested, grazed or sold. Defra cut that rate this year and gave the reason in writing: it had become attractive enough to take land out of food production.

Had he sold the lot to a data centre, a battery park or a Chinese pig unit, all four of which he listed in his column last week, the paperwork would have moved considerably faster than a farm shop's.

There is your planning system. Every use of English farmland is easier to permit than farming.

Two hundred of his acres grew nothing at all this year, and the queue of people who want that ground for something other than food is already forming.

He is not being stopped from developing the countryside. He is being stopped from feeding it.

[Evan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @evanmccallumm]

Craig Levein having the time of his life at Calvin Harris I see