Gerson Koenig

Ebook guy.

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@thatbilloakley & @Joshstrangehill this might be a new sleep viking/shoe throwing argument I just stumbled on - but did Tim shoot the general in the head or did the enemy? My money's on the enemy.

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@elphantasist @MJMcKean sounds like even Nigel was laughing at that one

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@ThatGuy3002 @Samdfriedman226 well I guess you could put a lot of things in there.

[Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill]

BTW, this is one of my alltime "I must have this" cels. If you happen to have one, I will trade you a cool piece of Simpsons crud for it.

If you could have one Simpsons cel, what would it be?

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@TomServosBlendr they're making it so hard to say that slogan without inserting an obscene gerund in the middle

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@FrankConniff Don't say stuff like this without a link to the kickstarter

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@unrealfred

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

Words from George Carlin that are timely again: The San Francisco Giants today traded outfielder Willie Mays to the New York Mets in exchange for the entire new york Mets team. The Giants will also receive $500,000 cash, two Eskimoes, and a kangaroo.

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@MJMcKean this really was my first thought when the video showed up in my timeline earlier https://t.co/yv0efLjSOj

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@connorratliff @BetterCallSaul one little Chicago sunroof and suddenly I'm Manson?

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

Snape kills Kim

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@FrankConniff Were you responsible for "You Went The Wrong Way King Louis" playing before a Cinematic Titanic show?

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@unrealfred you got to follow it up with some conditioner. duh.

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@thatbilloakley does the chodka need to be refrigerated, or does the alcohol and the fact that it's Velveeta keep it shelf stable?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Expand the court. Do it now, Dems. Run on it if need be, in the midterms.

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@KenJennings https://t.co/FLewzMblIZ

[Gerson Koenig @GersonK]

@debbieharry all I can say is that whatever they gave me when I had my wisdom teeth out took care of the worst of it.