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Take that #Apple! Serves you right you tax-dodging crooks. Wait a minute, why are iPhones suddenly $100 more? wth man?!? #AppleTax

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I'm guessing it's going to be another strike. #VMworld

https://t.co/AnndTfoThG

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Amazon's reaction when #VMware talks about scale:
#VMworld

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#Seattle's reaction when a Bay Area company defines #cloud:
#VMworld

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MRW when I hear people saying cloud, devops, or docker at #VMworld:

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Kind of sad really considering all the great people / engineers at #VMware... wish they could figure out a better strategy. #VMworld

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@bernardgolden hey that was actually some of my more objective analysis

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Ironic that #VMware's new partnership is with #IBM... considering they are quickly morphing into the next IBM. #VMworld #mainframesFTW

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By far the best summary on #VMworld by @benkepes - especially the last two paragraphs... https://t.co/yWGVrbydwV

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If incompetent IT middle-managers didn't exist then I think #VMware would be out of business already. #VMworld

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@mreferre busy convincing my clients I know about #cloud, #k8s and other stupid stuff...

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@mreferre @jtroyer looks like security was about to escort him out. Traitor.

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@JamieVHH @mreferre does he cover how to make docker and AWS go away?

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@mreferre i thought that's how all the #VMworld sessions were?

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Breaking: #VMworld vendor floor has been replaced with a hyperlink to https://t.co/jCWIiL8f4x

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#VMworld must be good this year considering The Reg's choice of stock photo:

https://t.co/Tn665mABmr

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Just this.

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The fact they spent $500k on #Agile training is the most hilarious part of the #AustraliaCensus fiasco. #CensusFail

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Breaking: #Yahoo board to promptly award @marissamayer a $10M bonus after 200 million accounts have been hacked.

https://t.co/9ufwuOlvsq

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@cloud_opinion i have to give this to many people who come here to Seattle #cloud land.