Andy Waschick

Pimpin Aint Easy.

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

You can find me on Mastodon at @[email protected].

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

@realDonaldTrump Some handy tips to help you in your next career move. https://t.co/1G7qyeIbTl

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

Henceforth my new band shall be named “Arugula Juice”

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

You don’t know what you don’t know
You know what you don’t know
You know what could be
You know what is

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

We are all stupid, useless, selfish little children.

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

@bsdeluxe In spirit, anyway, I think you could be.

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

If your recruiters are using “COL” to abbreviate “cost of living” (because they say it so much) then you might consider opening an office outside the Bay Area.

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

When sending a sales email to a tech person, don't start it like "Morning, Andy" or "Appreciate your past interest in"— I know seems casual and familiar, but it's just crap grammar and makes me want to avoid doing business with you. Yes, I know this is a grumpy-old-man attitude.

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

I had a strange compulsion to bum rush an old guy at the gym this morning and hold him down while I shaved off his mustache. I have no explanation for this.

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

@bsdeluxe Nihilism never goes out of style.

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

Here's the strategy some people suggest we engage against with civility.

[Lis Power @LisPower1]

Fox's Stirewalt unintentionally sums up the Fox News business model:

'Culture Wars work better when it comes to frightening/enraging people to get to the polls. Saying everything is great .. is not the same as affecting the lizard brain of the voter that responds to hatred/fear'

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

@WilliamPeeDot Awwww I like you too!

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

I just laid down a ton of ant poison in the back yard. At times like this I remember the words of the Ant Queen, who said “you can’t possibly kill more than zero!” https://t.co/WqWRMbdEos

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

Waiting for a meeting in a coffee house, eavesdropping on old men gleefully talking about how dismal the future (they won't be around for) is going to be. I want to ask them if they're proud of what they accomplished through their generation's greed, ignorance, and apathy.

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Can somebody explain to me why people would love CentOS or the Red Hat ecosystem in general? Everything is a pain in the ass in here. Seriously, is it that much more performant or secure than a Debian-based linux that you're willing to punish yourself with all this pickiness?

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

@bsdeluxe Presumably, yes.

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

Today I learned that the video game character Mario has a last name. His last name is Mario.

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

@Absolute_Class That’s not a bug, that’s a feature.

[Andy Waschick @Gestalt]

I just realized I was cultivating a grumpy-old-man grudge against a stranger for nothing more than poor grammar. Somebody starts an email with "Morning Andy" instead of "Good Morning, Andy"—Slightly annoying, yeah—But not worth the cold shoulder. Get it together, gramps!