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[William Pee. @WilliamPeeDot]

You post something in public that makes you look like a dork, you're on the list.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[William Pee. @WilliamPeeDot]

Real heads already knew.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

I’m in Cancun (for Phish, obviously) and got a partial answer to the question I had asked on the show: If Canadian tourists are foregoing Vegas and other U.S. destinations, where are they going?

According to a resort guy here, Canadian bookings in Cancun have exploded under Trump.

If they like it, these patterns could become permanent.

[William Pee. @WilliamPeeDot]

Using a clip of Bourdain enjoying a burger to test that my headphones are synced to my computer.

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@bsdeluxe Trust tree here, def didn't watch the whole ep, but what I've seen, SG's a bop. #sorrynotsorry

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Coupleabeers was funny.

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@FedEx @elonmusk it’s wild that you aren’t appreciating Presidents’ Day. Thought you appreciated the country that your employees represent. @realDonaldTrump

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@bsdeluxe Always has been meme.

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He’s getting dragged by his most loyal supports on the platform he paid too much for. Couldn’t be me.

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@aford Dozens at best, fella...dozens.

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@aford @SlackHQ That hold music tho.

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@DR0girl Don’t see anything that’s unnecessary.

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@MiniTuxedo Saw built to spill there. It felt like a bigger off broadway.

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For those that know, I got the band back together again tonight. #pinball

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@mskimkelley I ordered $8 worth of shaved ice, and had to pay $8. Got the short end on that one!

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Walk into a bar and they’re playing Bloc Party, and you think, “are they catering to my demo??!”

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Thanks for the updates, dumb bitch. @AmerenMissouri

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@bsdeluxe Do it! They are super easy to learn and you look cool as hell.

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Pretty solid patio with camp site vibes out back!

[William Pee. @WilliamPeeDot]

@heather_lindsy Good luck with the campaign!!

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@ClassicDoyle Hope you had a blast, I surely did!