Nate Church

Huge nerd, writer for Breitbart, deathly allergic to politics.
All opinions are mine, and wrong. Contact: nchurch[at]breitbart[dot]com

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

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[Nate Church @Get2Church]

I am sure there are slower, less reliable internet service providers -- I just haven't found them.

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

Check out my @Speedtest result. This is why you avoid @Windstream if at all possible. https://t.co/pQuK7DL4Cn #speedtest

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

mario, from under the sink: yeah i see the problem, you got living mushrooms and turtles walking around in here. jesus buddy you got multiple castles back here. i’m gonna have to fight a dragon

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

@HollanderCooper My daughter cosigns this list. I, however, am much too adult to have an opinion. (There needs to be like 1,000 blank spaces between the rest of the list and Katerina)

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

nature is full of beautiful and wondrous mystery https://t.co/UsDA487clF

[Strange Animals @Strange_Animals]

The banana slug is found along the Pacific Coast. It removes its penis after intercourse by chewing it off!

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

Matt Damon, proving that you can be sort of technically correct and still make yourself look like an idiot, even if your entire career is predicated on appealing to the public.

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

@CheekiScrump If most of the US didn't have geographic exclusivity to the ISPs who ran the lines, these points might even be relevant. As it stands, this will guarantee LESS competition in the marketplace.

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

Tommy Wiseau has a https://t.co/DI2vyFo3tU account, and now it's the only thing I want to watch. https://t.co/S5CwLOMdkx

[Anthony Carboni @acarboni]

Remove all gaming journalists who are bad at games. Remove all sports journalists who cannot dunk. Remove all finance journalists who aren't millionaires. Remove all tech reporters who aren't engineers. Remove everyone from everything. No one discuss anything.

[Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg]

We never will, but it’s very important that we be able to. But we won’t. So let us do it. Because we won’t do it. Which is why we’re spending so much money to make sure we can. But we won’t. But let us. https://t.co/6f3qJupZRS

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

What does it say about 2017 that I cannot think of any current release to justifiably nominate for @steam_games' #SteamAwards?

Genuinely thought @shadowofwargame would have been an easy lock. :(

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

I have so little bandwidth that successfully patching all of my installed games on Steam still gives me a monumental "sense of pride and accomplishment."

Thanks, @Windstream.

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

Announcing "Skyrim: Thanksgiving Edition - Please Keep Buying This" https://t.co/AJtF740KzE

[The Elder Scrolls @ElderScrolls]

Here's hoping you have a banquet fit for a Jarl this #Thanksgiving!

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

WE
NEED
#NetNeutrality

Don't let the people whose interests it would serve convince you otherwise.

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

#NetNeutrality is a bipartisan issue. No one wants internet bandwidth dictated by the interests, preferences, and profit margins of the people who own their ISP.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

At first we saw AIs as our lessers, even as we uploaded our minds.

We were real. Not them.

But after a while it was hard to keep track.

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

This.

https://t.co/dd14hFTE9g

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

#FridayFeeling
The sense of pride an accomplishment you get from the weekly grind should be all the reward you need! That's why EA employees tear up their paychecks!

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

Spoiler: #TheGameAwards announces sponsorship by all energy drink brands simultaneously, each with their respective mascot.

Also, the show will feature the first mortal gladitorial combat arena in modern history. https://t.co/RoEr6dDdXd

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

Expect the unexpected #TheGameAwards

[Nate Church @Get2Church]

@ashly_burch Grats, Ashley! You were brilliant.