Old Greg ☭ 🦺

Whatcha doing in my waters?
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Just a scaly man fish slowly radicalizing himself, his family, and his friends against the United States

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Chilean protesters have bards now.

Sax and violence

[Old Greg ☭ 🦺 @GetHimToTheGreg]

https://t.co/IblPQo09D2

[Old Greg ☭ 🦺 @GetHimToTheGreg]

Abut fucking time, rest in piss you old fart

https://t.co/GLC7C9no4N

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Perfect date. Perfect night. And then….ghosted. Welcome to dating in 2023.

[Old Greg ☭ 🦺 @GetHimToTheGreg]

I've been tearing my room apart the last couple days looking for my favorite shorts and today I found them safe in the drawer they were supposed to be in all along

[Santana @Santana_rGeorge]

Pls do lines off my casket

[wint @dril]

if my kid Respected Israel i would have him tested for rabies

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Big day for girls with restless leg syndrome who can’t go to sleep without the TV on & grew up on FNAF theory videos

[Old Greg ☭ 🦺 @GetHimToTheGreg]

I just overheard 2 homeless gentleman talking to one another, and then one said "can I pay you to go away?"

The other replied "you couldn't afford me!" 😂

[Old Greg ☭ 🦺 @GetHimToTheGreg]

Here's your Christmas tree @MrTommyLand 😁 hope it's what you dreamed it would be!

[👻 Bald Garfs 🎃 🐈 @BillGarfs]

Hydrated Obama be like “uuuhhh let me pee clear”

[Old Greg ☭ 🦺 @GetHimToTheGreg]

@BlockerCeeherb @chiefusbeefus @tize4PF Is it rent controlled??

[Old Greg ☭ 🦺 @GetHimToTheGreg]

@shambhala_mf loved my first Shambs, can't wait for next year!