Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack)

Undresses on stage.
Plays with swords.
Models creature makeup.
Can't dance.
Can act a little.

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

@Supersquishyaw1 @mbtrash If you took a video of Uprising and didn't get Nox, there's absolutely no way your video is "top notch"

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

@Supersquishyaw1 @mbtrash This is incorrect. It's been the same every operating day of the season, from the start of Uprising until the park closes - even Saturdays

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

@Supersquishyaw1 @mbtrash Riding through on that vehicle under that bridge, for one

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

@Supersquishyaw1 @mbtrash I'm literally the guy in the pic

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

@mbtrash @Supersquishyaw1 Yeah that pic was taken three days ago

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

@norajanegames BABE

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

Missed the live stream? Catch it now!

Evolution of Manly invited me to discuss what it means to be a man in today's society from a performer's perspective. https://t.co/UYIFqsL8I6

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

Adventures in Towing, Supplemental

Big flatbed blocks street. Large man in large Jeep (with angry headlights) gets out to shout his displeasure at the tow truck driver, who apologizes profusely. Large angry man... https://t.co/OVwl78uyx3

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

Adventures in Towing a Motorcycle, by the six numbers given to me by the insurance company:

First company: four hour wait
Second company: "later this week, when it warms up"
Third company: literally the same as the... https://t.co/B2NJ3X0waS

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

Check it out! When does it mean to be a man? We're trying to figure that out. Tonight at 8, I've been invited to discuss the difference between masculinity and the perception of a masculine personas as represented through character. https://t.co/CqJ21wYkyo

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

Cheese for bumblebees! — attending MooNiE and Broon 2020! The Gorton Center, Lake Forest, IL

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

I prefer soft lamps in my home for ambiance, but when I need to do household chores I reluctantly turn on the more harsh overheads. After years of this it recently occurred to me that my home uses stage lights and work lights.

#theatrelife

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

I'm sorry I ignored you when you waved at me. I didn't recognize you, but you looked familiar, and I didn't want to embarrass myself, so I pretended not to notice you until I could remember who you were.

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

Heh. All of my suggested friends this week are holding swords.

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

You: owner of a smart watch. You love it, and it's made your life better either a little or a lot.

How so?

Seriously, I'm trying to justify replacing my analogue wristwatch I've had for the last 15 years. It's... https://t.co/6mMYgXW7l1

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

About to watch my sexy nerdy partner do artistic acrobatic feats. It's one of the ways she impresses me so. — attending The Short Stack: Second Breakfast

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

Oh hey! Guess it's official https://t.co/HAJrZf3nyd

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

Another year interning at Five Day #FightChurch. Let's get started. — attending The 25th Annual Winter Wonderland Workshop, January 2020

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

Sometimes when I'm alone I'll announce, "Computer, freeze program" just to be sure

[Mark Lancaster (Saucy Jack) @GetSaucyJacked]

It's always been too long since the last time I was here — attending The Paper Machete