Shittens

Shittens...everybody needs one! -Mark Cuban, ABC's Shark Tank. Shittens are a revolutionary bathroom product: mitten-shaped wet wipes! 'Cause poop is gross.

[Shittens @GetShittens]

GO GET YOUR #SHITTENS BEFORE THEY SELL OUT: https://t.co/ScjyZIho3s

[Shittens @GetShittens]

We were honored to be featured on @RealTimers with @billmaher *AGAIN* last night! We're #1 at #2!!! Pick up your Shittens today, now made in the USA! https://t.co/bWTwYkd4B1

[Shittens @GetShittens]

Watching @BravoTV 's #BelowDeck & suddenly feeling the need to travel!

(We're perfect for the Poop Deck, Captain Lee!)

https://t.co/q9sDjA4PnH

[Shittens @GetShittens]

We sell out every #Christmas, stock up before it hits the fan!

Now made in the USA! Get 'em here: https://t.co/IVRZBz3BHd

& read all about them at https://t.co/q9sDjA4PnH.

#StockingStuffers #StockingStuffer #BlackFriday #BlackFridayAmazon #BlackFriday2021 #blackfridaysale

[Shittens @GetShittens]

Hey @nbc
You should always have a pack available on set. https://t.co/q9sDjA4PnH

https://t.co/uB76o5xR9a

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@billmaher feel better. If you need us to send you some, let me know?

[Shittens @GetShittens]

@iluvbigvlad @TheRichieWilson @billmaher Us too!!

[Shittens @GetShittens]

@kevincatch22 @TheRichieWilson @billmaher We moved production from China to the US & it took a while to get caught up on back orders, but we're back in stock now!! https://t.co/q9sDjA4PnH for the Amazon link.

[Shittens @GetShittens]

We've never been more honored. Thank you @billmaher & @RealTimers. Inventors @TheRichieWilson
& @rachelfine would love to meet you- We're actually the safest hands to shake- don't get caught brown-handed! Now back in stock and finally made in the USA! https://t.co/q9sDjA4PnH

[Shittens @GetShittens]

We've never been so proud to bring heiney hygiene to the (m)asses! Thank you, @billmaher! We don't want to brown nose (or brown hand!) but our inventors would be honored to take you up on the invite. #shittens https://t.co/q9sDjA4PnH

[Shittens @GetShittens]

This #4thofJuly, we’re excited to announce that in a couple months our glorious #Shittens will finally be back in stock and- for the first time- MADE IN THE #USA!! Now when you wipe your ass, you’ll be filled with a sense of patriotism only a cool, clean Shitten can provide.

[Shittens @GetShittens]

Our hero
https://t.co/4lkDTeiRI4

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Happy #InternationalDogDay! #Shittens are *perfect* for when your dog's "Number Two" is a little closer to a "Number One and a Half". Get yours now: https://t.co/Rm6WyM56Oo

[Shittens @GetShittens]

She actually shit her brains out

[Shittens @GetShittens]

@mcfallsr1 @JohnnyStevens And that’s why we were invented

[Shittens @GetShittens]

HAPPY EASTER FROM ALL OF US AT https://t.co/qFaGxggl3r

[Shittens @GetShittens]

Heh heh heh...
https://t.co/8x0Q4sXfxh

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Another reason why you should always have a pack of Shittens
https://t.co/FQxSB7DEjC

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Toot.